bower

Drinking a beer while taking a shower, usually as a reward to oneself.



bower
When you are really hungover and you don't feel like standing up to take a shower. So you lay down like you're taking a bath with the drain stopped up and the shower beats down on you.
Example:
Dude did you take a shower? No, I felt like shit, I took a bower.


bower
Bower = Bath + shower. To take a soapy bath for cleaning, followed by a water-only shower for rinsing.
Example:
As long as you have something productive to do while the bath runs, the bower is actually faster than a regular shower -- if you want it to be.

The bath gets you clean very quickly, much faster than a shower, because you don't have to take all that time "soaping up". You also use less soap, and need to rinse less, so it is less drying for your skin.

BOWER POWER!


bower
n. Combination of a quick cold bath then a hot shower. Often touted as a hangover cure.

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Example:
You look horrible! Better ease your flesh out of bed, grab a quick bower, and get over to the hill. Your State of the Union address is in an hour.

Fake News! SAD!! I look good. Hansomest office holder ever. Only drink soda.


bower
A style of business managment defined by lack of leadership skills, and general malaise when it comes to making a decision for a group of coworkers. Someone who "bowers" was usually promoted to a level of leadership for reasons other than their leadership skills.
Example:
"Man, i thought that new guy we brought on was spot on, but he bowered that new laptop proposal."


Bowers
The best group of people in the world. Often associated with being GORGEOUS!! Be jealous of those who's last name is Bowers. Also, one of the founding families of the KKK.
Example:
That Bethany is a real looker. Too bad she is a white supremicist.. She must be a Bowers


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