Dryer
1. A machine used to spin clothes around and blow hot air on them until they have no water left on them.
2. Something Emppu Vuorinen of Nightwish can sometimes be found in.
3. When you are the least wet of a group.
2. Something Emppu Vuorinen of Nightwish can sometimes be found in.
3. When you are the least wet of a group.
Example:
I have to put this load of laundry in the dryer.
Did you see that hilarious picture of Emppu in the dryer?
Haha, you got hit with more water balloons than me! I'm so much dryer than you!
I have to put this load of laundry in the dryer.
Did you see that hilarious picture of Emppu in the dryer?
Haha, you got hit with more water balloons than me! I'm so much dryer than you!
Dryer
The type of girl that sleeps around but can't ever seem get wet and, out of her own insecurity that she is sexually deformed, always blames it on the guy. Her serious denial forces her to intentionally never have any kind of lubricant available. Most commonly stems from some sort of deep seeded 'Daddy Issues'.
under the Dryer
The area of the Beauty Salon where all the juicy gossip takes place. Similar to 'at the water fountain'...
Example:
I didn't see the Harry-Megan interview Sunday, but I'm getting my hair done this weekend, so I'm sure I'll hear about it while "under the Dryer*!
I didn't see the Harry-Megan interview Sunday, but I'm getting my hair done this weekend, so I'm sure I'll hear about it while "under the Dryer*!
Dryer Baby
The phenomenon resulting from a freak accident of nature when the fertilization of a human egg occurs outside of the human body when introduced to human sperm during the laundering process. The washing process acts as the medium introducing the egg and sperm to the broth of human nutrients and residue trapped in the fiber of the clothes. Once the miraculous conception has occurred the broth acts as a yoke of sorts encasing and feeding the embryo giving it the nutrients to develop. When placed in the dryer, warmth combined with the moisture encourage embryonic cell division resulting in a dryer baby
Example:
Man I am washing a pair of my boxers with a batch of my girlfriend's clothes, and I just hope we don't have a dryer baby when all is said and done.
Man I am washing a pair of my boxers with a batch of my girlfriend's clothes, and I just hope we don't have a dryer baby when all is said and done.
Dryer pickle
When a dumbass poops in someone's sock and then throws it into a full clothes dryer load, causing the entire load to smell like S**T!!
dryer surprise
Dryer Liar
A person who when using a public restroom that has electric hand dryers rather than paper towels, who doesn't wash their hands but pushes the button on the dryer before leaving, so that when they open the door, others may hear it running and just assume that they washed their hands.
Example:
I heard the hand dryer when John walked out, but he's not fooling me, he's just a dryer liar.
I heard the hand dryer when John walked out, but he's not fooling me, he's just a dryer liar.
Dryer Closet
Being too lazy to remove clothes from the dryer after the cycle finishes. Therefore, you just return to the dryer whenever you need clean clothes, as you would normally do in your closet.
Example:
Leann: Hey where is the T Shirt I usually sleep in?
Jim: Oh, I did laundry last week and I think it's in the dryer closet.
Leann: Lazy bastard.
Leann: Hey where is the T Shirt I usually sleep in?
Jim: Oh, I did laundry last week and I think it's in the dryer closet.
Leann: Lazy bastard.