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Bartolo Colon
The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.
Dante Bartolo
Bartolo Colon
See: Golden Bath
The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.
The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.
Example:
Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.
Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.
Bartolo Colon
With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."
Example:
After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.
After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.
di bartolo
1) Satan
2) a devil whose "mater is so fat"
3) a devil who looks like an human, but is about 2000 y.o. and have studied whit Cicero
4) sons of a bitch
5) bitch
6) it's the last thing, i promise. SHE IS YOUR MOTHER
2) a devil whose "mater is so fat"
3) a devil who looks like an human, but is about 2000 y.o. and have studied whit Cicero
4) sons of a bitch
5) bitch
6) it's the last thing, i promise. SHE IS YOUR MOTHER
lily bartolo
If you find yourself a lily Bartolo don't bother wasting your time with her. Lily Bartolo is a fake lying and annoying person. she is ugly and pulls the ugliest boys that are always younger then her because no one around her age likes her. She embarrassing herself every time she opens her mouth and most people hate her and want to bash her.
and just be carful she is also a massive snitch!
and just be carful she is also a massive snitch!
Anthony Bartolo
Example:
Mark: "Hey, Bartolo! How are you doing?"
Anthony Bartolo: "Good morning, I am doing well."
Mark: "Ok well, uh what are you working on?"
Anthony Bartolo: "I'm trying to cut off a deer bone with a gardening tool 🤓!"
Mark: "Hey, Bartolo! How are you doing?"
Anthony Bartolo: "Good morning, I am doing well."
Mark: "Ok well, uh what are you working on?"
Anthony Bartolo: "I'm trying to cut off a deer bone with a gardening tool 🤓!"