Safe sex
Roses are red lemons are sour
open your legs and give me an hourkissing is a habit fucking is a gameguys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no namethe baby is a basterd the mother is a whore this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't tornsex is like mathsubtract the clothesadd the beddivide the legs andpray to god you don't multiplyroses are red
grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with creamsex is evilSex is a sinsins are forgiven so stick it inroses are nice violets are fineI'll be the 6 if you be my 9eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it don't be sassy use your tounge and make me nastyHave
safe sex
safe sex
by AngryWhiteMale on May 11, 2003 15:31:10
Example:
EMS: "Sir how did this happen?"
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back
spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir,
practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."
Safe Sex
by Oddjobguy147 on Apr 18, 2006 10:42:44
Example:
Masturbate
you idiot if your that concerned about
STD's or pregnancy. Its the safest
safe sex you'll ever have
Safe Sex
by Jason on Mar 02, 2004 05:35:03
safe sex
by Erika on Jul 25, 2004 04:42:20
Using a condom or
pill during sex so a baby is not
conceived, an STD is not transmitted. However, it is kind of an
oxymoron:
Example:
Donald discovered that safe sex is not really safe after his girlfriend,
Katherine,
choked on his condom and died.
safe sex
by Kurt Brinker on Jun 18, 2004 01:56:53
safe sex
by FlyAway on Jul 18, 2011 06:18:14
safe sex
by Soiled Undergarment on Aug 18, 2003 18:02:37
Example:
"Dude,
I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know
the SAFE part isn't going to
happen, right?"
"Yeah."
safe sex
by Falken on Jan 17, 2003 16:01:49
safe sex
by § on Jul 18, 2004 13:29:02