Safe sex

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safe sex
Moving the bed two feet from the wall so your girl doesn't get a concussion.
Example:
EMS: "Sir how did this happen?"
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir, practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."


Safe Sex
Safe sex is in the palm of your hand.
Example:
Masturbate you idiot if your that concerned about STD's or pregnancy. Its the safest safe sex you'll ever have


safe sex
Using a condom or pill during sex so a baby is not conceived, an STD is not transmitted. However, it is kind of an oxymoron:
Example:
Donald discovered that safe sex is not really safe after his girlfriend, Katherine, choked on his condom and died.


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