Batting averages

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated. Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting AverageThe higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.



empty batting average
A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.
Example:
Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.


batting above her average
Look at her batting above her average. That Josh sure is cute and nicer then the other others shes dated. To date someone better.
Example:
Wow she sure is batting above her average. Josh is a heaps better pick compared to her previous boyfriends.


Batting average
The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.
Example:
My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!


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