Masterbation
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Masterbation
1. Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.
2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.
2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.
Example:
"Today was a great day, I won the spelling bee then i Masterbated."
"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"
"Feels Good man."
"Today was a great day, I won the spelling bee then i Masterbated."
"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"
"Feels Good man."
Masterbation
masterbate
To masturbate like a master
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Example:
"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."
"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."
masterbation
A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.