Octomom

A single, unemployed, welfare recipient mother of six children who goes on to have even more fertility treatments on the government's dime and gives birth to octuplets, without any real concrete or solid plans for how she is going to be able to support herself and 14 children.See: Nadya Suleman.



Octomom
The selfish California woman who decided that being unable to properly raise and care for 6 kids wasn't enough, so she had 8 more, rationalizing all taxpayer assistance by referring to it as "temporary" (which, obviously, means it doesn't qualify as assistance).
Example:
The State of California must lay off an additional 50 workers to pay for the new Octomom Assistance Bill.


Octomom
Despite having six children, Nadya Suleman gave birth to Octuplets. All 14 of her children were conceived with the help of IVF. Suleman is a single mom who is unemployed, on welfare, and lives with her parents. How she paid for the IVF cycles and plastic surgery is a mystery to us all. There is a possibility that she used taxpayer's money.
Example:
Many animals on the lower end of the food chain reproduce in massive amounts, like Octomom, in hopes that a precious few will survive to into adulthood.


Octomom
A mother with 8 tentacles emerging from her vagina.


Number one do-it-yourself artificial family builder.


A woman who pops out several hundred babies.

A jank version of Angelina Jolie

A man's worst nightmare when a lawyer comes seeking child support.

Made pregnant via turkey baster status.

Will kill you with her uterus.

Octobitch!

The real baby mama.

An everlasting single woman.
Example:
dat bitch is uh Octomom!

yee tell'um Maury!


Octomom
A woman with 8 children who is a huge sob story and is asking for money and is complete bs. No one likes her even though the media flips out and wants you to love her so much and help her raise her 8 children that she had when she should have thought about beforehand.
Example:
bullshit Octomom


Octomom
Nadya Suleman. An unmarried woman who decided to artificially produce 8 babies with assisted reproductive technology. The phenomenon of her surviving octuplets gave rise to her name, the "octomom".
Example:
It's a bird, it's a plane...no, it's an octomom!


Octomom
A Woman that is affected by a mental illness , but no one seems to take that into account when they critisize and ridicule her. The octo grandma suggested that her daughter was affected by obssesive conpulsive dissorder, which should be obvious by now.
This lady needs help , and just how you dont make fun of the retarded kids at school or the lady with no legs selling fruit on the corner, you dont make fun of the octomom.
Example:
outraged taxpayer: this stupid bitch octomom will have spent a total of 2 million of my tax dollars on her litter of kids by the end of this month, i demand justice, i say we eat her children and burn her alive.

my mom: honey, you're not supposed to pick on retards.


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