the last one

Very rare. Likely the person you'd want to hang around with, due to the fact that the age range who uses this term wouldn't be old enough to seriously go through enough to leave some unfortunate guy with a label saying how he might not want a ton of trauma in his life just yet, or better yet, has some odd thing called common sense... Or the ultimate hiss/boo factor of this age range, MORALS!



the last one
The "last one" is the last of a group of friends to engage in sexual relations with a member of the opposite gender. This person is consistantly teased and harassed regarding this shortcoming, with remarks like, but not limited to: "haha, (insert name here), you havent had sex yet!". Anger and frustration is usually carried out on other people and objects, such as televisions and video game controllers. The frustration reaches its peak when the "last one" is reminded that the quiet asain kid that lives above him is dropping the hammer and he is not. The lack of intercourse and cross-gender relations has led the "last one" to become quite adept at playing HALO 2, however, those sexually-experienced friends of his are beginning to challenge his reign.
Example:
the "last one": "haha, you suck, i just rocket-sniped your ass!"

sexually-experienced friend: "dude, shut up, youre the last one..."


the last one
the "last one" is typically the last of a group of friends to have sexual intercourse. the "last one" typically gets teased and harassed about this, especially when the quiet asian that lives above him is dropping the hammer and he is not. the "last one" will usually take his frustration out on other people and objects, such as xbox controllers. the "last one's" only game occurs when playing HALO 2. however, his reign of triumph will soon end as his sexually-experienced friends get better.
Example:
the "last one": dude, you suck, i just rocketed your ass (in HALO 2)

player 2: dude, your the "last one"...


last one to cum
last one to cum is a game, mainly used for hazing rituals and drunken shamings. It involves a group of guys standing around something edible, normally a peace of bread or a cookie. they all start jerking off and ultimately cum on the cookie. the last person to cum has to eat the cookie.
Example:
tonight you pledges have to play last one to cum


Last one to faint
A popular practice used to determine who out of a group of people will carry out an unpopular task - if such an issue becomes contested, someone must call out "Last one to faint!" and all those present must pretend to faint. The last person to do so must do the chore (for example), even if they don't know the rules.
Example:
Barnaby: Ouccchh... who's gonna tell Chrissy he's not invited to the party?
Krispin: Last one to faint!
All: Ahhhhhhh BRUNO!
Bruno: Aww man!


last one there is a penis pump
1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/
Example:
While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!


Kill Every Last One Of Them
A command often issued by irritable princes who have had nine years to build up anger about their family being massacred and five years to dream of killing childhood friends who are believed to have been involved in said massacre.
Example:
Knight: Your Highness, some people outside said the Kingdom is too cold, what should we do?
Dimitri: Kill every last one of them!


Kill every last one of them
A saying when your house leader wants you to kill every last one of them. Bonus points if your house leader is consumed by darkness that has built up over the years.
Example:
Dimitri: Kill every last one of them!
Me: No!! We can't dude, we have too many weak units!


man and boy, every last one of them
A sarcastic retort made during a chaffing tongue-in-check conversation, which pokes fun at a jocular unsubstantiated incorrect summary of an entire group of people
Example:
chap1: Did you see that guy balance on a toilet, upside down, with his legs chained together, with his head in a football, playing a 12-string guitar and singing "I Did It My Way"?
chap2: Bah. Street artists. They're all the same. Trying to fleece you for bag of crap performance.
chap1: Yea. They're all the same. Man and boy, every last one of them.
chap2: And another thing, the toilet wasn't even plumbed in - it wouldn't have flushed ...
chap1: Yea. Plumbers. They're all wasters. Man and boy, every last one of them.


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