Beach Bums

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Beach Bum
One who spends all their free time at the beach prefers day drunk, loves the sun, vodka, gatorade,sports , often spends the nights at the beach. Chill person
Example:
Look at Beach bumz


beach bum
An unemployed bum on welfare with no real education who makes extra cash by selling margaritas while naked at the beach. Particularly present at Wreck Beach in Vancouver.
Example:
Lowlifes, hobos, losers, scumbags, beach bum


beach bum
Old men who are hairy and raggety, usually unshaven and smelly.

Take bum showers in the ocean water, while singing the "Bum Shower's" theme song...."Bum shower's: (chorus) cleanin myself in the water; Bum shower's: all day and night! Bum Shower's!!! PASS THE SOAP!!!!!
Example:
The beach bum told us a funny story about his thighroid problem.



miami beach bum
Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
Example:
Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have great skin.


Rod the Beach Bum
A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".
Example:
How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.


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