funky monkey

a woman's pussy that smell bad.



funky monkey
Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.
Example:
"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"

"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"


funky monkey
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Funky Monkey
A chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. Really good. Tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. Also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.
Example:
GIRL: Slow down, you're going to have a heart attack, man! That's your third Funky Monkey today!
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.


Funky monkey
a mildy sarcastic answer to a persons weird or uncomfortable statement, usually when there is nothing else to be said. when you dont want to be obviously mean but also need that topic of the conversation to cease immediately with minimal awkwardness.
Example:
You invite your new boyfriend over to meet the parents and he just returns from the bathroom.
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?


Funky Monkey
1) A Monkey that likes to dance, jive and play.....(often with himself)
2) Another term for a penis
3) A second term for getting some luvin
Example:
1) "Wow look at that Funky Monkey go!!"
2) "Dude, my monkey is feeling rather funky.."
3) "funk with my monkey!"


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