Bender

Term used to describe a time span of over a couple days where you get extremely drunk or high and are too shitfaced to remember the events that occurred within that time period. You have to be wearing the same clothes you were before you started the bender or else it's not considered one.



Bender
A term commonly used to describe a period of time (preferably more than 24 hours) spent escaping life's harsh realities (marriage, work etc) Consumption of alcohol and drugs is a must. Anything goes.
Example:
"Any idea why Tim isn't at his desk?"
"I think he's still on a bender from the weekend, why?"
"His wife is looking for him..."
"Deary me!"


Bender
An event marked by the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol, the use of illegal drugs, slut spirals, loss of memory, and various other inappropriate life decisions, lasting anywhere from a few days to a few weeks.
Example:
Jill slept with 3 guys last weekend ... all while she was blackout drunk. I think she was on a bender.


Bender
1: (UK and Ireland) A Homosexual male

2: Insulting phrase; derogatory term.
Example:
"they called him Ye bender Ye bender; Bender being a derogatry term fer Faggot" - Thomas 'The Tanker' Smythe


Bender
4+ days spent doing absurd things to your body including, but not limited to: an increased intake of drugs (hard ones: cocaine, xanax, percs), alcohol, or bad decisions. Benders are normally followed by 4+ days of come down. Benders result in a loss of friends, money, and brain cells. If it doesn't, it's not a real bender.
Example:
"Dude I just got off a 5 day bender. I have a warrant out for my arrest, I blew $500 worth of cocaine, and I lost atleast half of my brain cells."


Bender
1. The act of having a severe bend at the ankles while playing hockey. Usually developed after years of being dangled or at the beginning of a hockey career. Cures are a secure ankle tap at your local Walgreenz.
Example:
"I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender


Bender
1. A long prelongued bout of alchoholic self punishment.

2. A pretty innoffensive Brit slang word for a poof.

3. A character on the TV show Futurama.
Example:
1. Fuck you all, Im off on a bender.

2. Are you really a bender?

3. KILL ALL HUMANS!


Bender
A robot from Futurama who drinks to replenish his fuel cells and smokes because it makes him look cool. He steals, lies and is generally selfish.

His best friend and room mate is Fry.

Bender fears magnets as they turn him into a country singer which he secretly likes anyway.

His top ten most uttered words are:
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass

He also once sold his body and subsequently stole it back off Richard Nixon's head.
Also appeared on TV and campaigned against himself for being on TV.
Also acted as God for a race of tiny people for a short while and then met God which was a talking galaxy
Example:
Fry: Goodnight Bender

Bender: Goodnight Fry *eye cover goes down* Kill All Humans, Kill All Humans

Fry: Bender, Bender

Bender: Wah?

Fry: Do you have a bathroom?

Bender: A what?

Fry: A bathroom

Bender: huh?

Fry: Ah forget it

Bender: *goes back to sleep* Hey sexy moma, wanna kill all humans


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