Bitches be crazy

Not so much a blunt statement as it is a motto in life. This simple yet profound observation states what we all think about bitches and their ways and sums up into simple terms the craziness that they be.Not all women are bitches, and not even all bitches are women, but the bitches that be are, in fact, crazy.The correct reply upon hearing this is to echo it back in confirmation.



Bitches be crazy
Someone once told me the words that I now live my life by, "Bitches be crazy". It is pretty self explanatory. Every single girl is the spawn of satan and therefore has some sort of screw loose in thier noggins which makes bitches crazy. Thats why you can't understand them as a guy, cause they're not real people
Example:
Matt: Dude my girlfriend sucks a lot, and not the good kind
Sean: Bitches be crazy, lets go get buffalo chicken wraps
Matt: Wow....... You changed my life forever.


Bitches be crazy
1. Not a rude utterance, or misogynistic remark, merely a statement of fact, alluding to the widely accepted and scientifically proven postulate that states women are crazy
2. Usually muttered in the company of women, which creates a hostile response bordering on insanity, thereby proving the theory
Example:
Jamie: "I LOVE Glee!"
Matt: "Bitches be crazy..."
Jamie: "What!? Fuck you! I'll cut you you son of a bitch!"
Matt: "Thank you for proving my point."


Bitches Be Crazy
One of the only phrases a man can say to comfort himself after a woman does something irrational, ignorant, or insane. It is used to laugh away the confusion a "bitch" inflicts upon a perfectly sane man.
Example:
Marcus: "Taylor is driving me crazy man! She doesn't make any sense."
Jordan: "Well, you know how it goes man..."
Marcus: "Yeah, bro..."
Jordan: "Bitches be crazy."


bitch ass crazy
behavior which includes excessive rediculousness, often screaming and lip pursing is involved, anger without prompting and often chick fight will ensue
Example:
While observing the prelude to a chick fight:

Marty: What's wrong with Sarah?
Chris: She went bitch ass crazy!


Them Bitches Be Crazy
The colloquial term for,
"Those female dogs appear to have lost their mind"
Example:
Person 1: See those girls over there
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: Them Bitches Be Crazy
Person 2: Truer words have never been spoken


bitch ass crazy
behavior which includes excessive rediculousness, often screaming and lip pursing is involved, anger without prompting and often chick fight will ensue
Example:
While observing the prelude to a chick fight:

Marty: What's wrong with Sarah?
Chris: She went bitch ass crazy!


bitch crazy
to identify someone as being cazy as the stereotypical crazy women. example; a crazy women who is in love with you or someone else, who cuts themselves when you are not around. can also be a man.
Example:
Dude! Bitch crazy bail!
What are you talking about? Im a guy!
...... Bitch crazy


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