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a box of chocolates

Engaging in anal sex inside a box, preferably cardboard.

A box of chocolates

by what&where on Jan 31, 2010 08:12:48

sending someone who has wronged you a 'Whitman's Sampler' after having replaced the sweet treats with pooh.

Example:
I sent the ex 'a box of chocolates' for Valentines Day.

Box of chocolates

by G Z on Apr 08, 2009 11:40:33

A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.

Example:
Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.

Box of chocolates

by HappyHippieHugs on Apr 30, 2007 11:52:17

What Forest Gump's mother says life is like.

Example:
Forest Gump's mother: 'Life is like a box of chocolates.. ya neva know what you're gonna get!'

Box of Chocolates

by Adam Fuller on Feb 10, 2005 11:52:24

The "Box of Chocolates" is simply defined as taking a number two directly into a woman's vagina. If done properly the feces should transfer smoothly, never seeing the light of day.

Example:
"Yo, that bitch was wild, she let me give her the box of chocolates!"

Box of chocolates

by Charlieyoubitme on Jan 05, 2018 08:44:03

When a white woman get DP'd by a few black guys...

Example:
Oh my gawd Becky look at my box of chocolates . There's so many of them!

Box of chocolates

by Christoria on Apr 20, 2007 22:03:28

A vehicle load of black people.

Example:
There goes another box of chocolates

Box of Chocolates

by coolrob on Mar 26, 2010 21:08:16

Over the course of a day, go out and eat a bunch of different foods. Preferably un-healthy, turd influencing foods like white castle, taco bell, etc. Make sure to mix it up. Let it set for a while then go to someones house that you want to surprise with a specail gift. Take a dump in the master bathroom, do not flush, and close the lid. Then leave the house. The next person to open the lid gets the "box of chocolates" meaning, they never know what they're going to get.

Example:
My ex-girlfriend dumped me so I gave her a specail box of chocolates.

box of chocolate poop

by miguel on Mar 08, 2005 11:15:37

where you poop and each droplet is a different color brown. an assortment of chocolate pieces

Example:
that was a large box of chocolate poop, i think i even had a caramel filled one.

box of chocolates

by Professor Dookie on Jan 29, 2007 09:22:59

Box of Chocolates is a name given to a phenomenon often encountered on the Internet, be it in dating services, Myspace, college forums like Campusblender.com, or anywhere where users can submit a picture of themselves for viewing. Box of chocolates refers to a picture submitted by one of these users that lacks captioning to inform the viewer of which person in the picture they are.

The coining of this term references a 1994 film adaptation, Forrest Gump, wherein the main character Forrest is sitting on a bench next to someone, and conveys to them a lesson of life that his mother taught him: "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're going to get." And much like that box of chocolates, when looking at the group picture of this individual, you never know which one you're dealing with, be it the hot chick, or one of her fattie friends surrounding her, making her look good by proxy.

Example:
"Maaan, got a Box of Chocolates here..."

"Seriously, dude, I hope for your sake it's not the one with the hooked nose..."

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