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towie

Same as a towel; i.e a pothead.Also character from South Park who is a towel, and from whom the slang term is derived.

TOWIE

by kidvicious on Apr 06, 2015 23:14:27

a synonym which broadly means "I am a shallow cunt with no ideas of my own and base my personality on reality TV because I think it makes me look cool in front of all my fellow bell-ends. "

Example:
Paul:"I've been paid today - reem!"

Mike: "knock that TOWIE crap off, before I go round and reem your mum"

TOWIE

by ZombionMook on Sep 26, 2011 07:19:02

The Only Way Is Essex (popularly abbreviated to 'TOWIE'):

An unbearably awful television programme, comparable to the crusty wank-stains on the knickers of your grandma's urine-soaked, faecal-filled incontinence pants. The show also consists of fake, orange, talentless chav 'actors' who are severely mentally retarded, and the only kindness humanity can show them is by shooting them in the head, thus purging the World of their existence.

TOWIE.

Example:
I watched TOWIE last night. No amount of therapy will make what I saw, ok.

TOWIE

by ILOVE___. on Apr 05, 2011 21:53:57

an abbreviation of the TV show- THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX

Example:
girl1: hey, what you up to?
girl2: nm, just watching TOWIE

TOWIE

by JonnyEssex on Apr 23, 2011 08:49:06

Someone who loves 'The Only Way Is Essex'. Usually a dumb girl trying to copy slightly famous dumber girls to become a braindead schlag. Some say the best kind of girl..

Example:
That girl is a massive TOWIE! your cue to go get in her.

Towy

by DallasDeckard on Jul 24, 2008 21:54:31

To be "towy" is to be in a disagreeable mood, with a chip on one's shoulder. When someone is "towy" they are looking for a fight, wanting to argue, in a bad mood wanting to take it out on others.

Example:
Guy #1: Have you talked to Sally tonight? She almost bit my had off. She is in a very towy mood.

Guy #2: She's always towy, especially during her period.

Towie

by Ro Fubuki on Jul 21, 2009 12:14:11

Chair Lift operators at ski resorts.
Especially the superior Australian resorts such as Falls Creek.

Example:
Excuse me, but may I ask what you're called?
We're Towies.
Are you ever referred to as Lifties?
Sometimes, but only by idiots.

Towi Dig

by XFS on Oct 26, 2003 01:10:46

The same characteristics of a Tavi Diaz, except having illegible handwriting.

Example:
I can't read anything that Tavi Diaz writes. He must be a Towi Dig.

towie tommy

by Rodney Trotter 1 on Dec 22, 2019 06:00:13

To have a Tommy tank wank over a cast member of Towie.(the only way is Essex)

Example:
I had a towie Tommy over that sort on the box last night

Towis

by PolishDogge on Jan 17, 2020 20:12:06

A small streamer that cant read for shit. He aslo has an christian channel.
All we know about him is that he is a boomer born in 1993/4. He aslo sucksin FPS games.

Example:
Towis- Fuck them ! They are noobs!

All his viewers- CHRISTAN CHANNEL YOU BICHASS

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