Blueberry Pancakes

When you have blue balls and diahrrea, you bust a nut on the diahrrea to make Blueberry Pancakes.



blueberry pancake
when a smurf cums on your face and leaves it on for 30 minutes then peels off to eat
Example:
Jake: “Yo I went to the forest yesterday and I got a blueberry pancake from Papa Smurf it’s basically a smurf cumming on your face then you wait 30 minutes then you eat it, so good and delectable ”

Sarah: “Wow ur so lucky I wish I got one”


Sexual Blueberry Pancake
A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.
Example:
Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.


Blueberry Gunt Pancake
When a woman with a large gunt goes running and her knees hit her gunt with every step turning it blue with bruises
Example:
"hey look at that fat ass running, i bet when she gets home shes gonna have a blueberry gunt pancake


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