Papa Smurf

the leader of the smurfs



Papa Smurf
when a cuck sends you a dick pick and you color it blue to pass around.
Example:
that one douche from twitch sent me a photo, so now he's a Papa Smurf


Papa Smurf
A variation of the Tony Danza / Donkey Punch. The aggressor completely covers his naked upper body in blue makeup, puts on red tights, has or wears a white beard, and then tops the look off with a red stocking cap or for better effect red elf hat. The papa smurfer then takes the pap smurfee from behind and just before reaching climax instructs the partner to "look at me and tell me who's the boss". No matter what the answer, exclaim Papa Smurf is the Boss ya smurfin bitch! and then punch him/her in the face!
Example:
Ester and I had a wonderful time at the opera house last night and then we retired to our hotel room and I papa smurfed her ass.


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