Boss Hog

To take over something, to steal the show, or to take what one wants.



Boss Hog
The act of pinching your foreskin just prior to ejaculation so as to create a seal, preventing the semen from exiting. Results in the foreskin bloating like a water balloon. The foreskin is then let go, releasing the semen, usually onto another person. Can also be performed with urine. Is considered by many to be highly arousing, sometimes performed as an alternative to traditional coital acts.
Example:
Tim: "Hey did you see Henry on Cath lastnight?"

Peter: "Yeah, looked like he was boss hogging her!"

Tim: "Oath, his foreskin looked like a basketball!"


boss hog
A pimp. A man that hustles his hoes of which being slam pigs, slam hogs, or pound cakes in order to pay rent. A boss hog is always on call and always has change for a hundo, also known as a C-note or benjamin.
Example:
I called up the boss hog and he sent me this beat ass slam pig of which I hammered on until COPS started.


boss hogging
v. - Acting like a boss hog. Trying to be more than what one really is. Typically the actions of a stinky assed fat fucking truck driver who is telling fabricated and outlandish stories of their importance simply for hearing themselves speak or seem more relevant than what they really are.
Example:
Brah, Fat Tyrone is really boss hogging down there on that forklift while he tells everyone what to do.

Fuck me, Maghead Mike sure thinks he is one bad motherfucker when he is boss hogging around in front of that stank ass slut he is tryin to hump up on.


boss hog
n. - A person believing that he or she and their actions/opinions are relevant or pertinent in the eyes of their peers/coworkers, when in reality they are just a disgusting repulsive shit head (hog) and everyone typically bitches about and makes fun of them behind their back. Typically one who has the demeanor of a truck driver.

v. - see "boss hogging"
Example:
Dude, Garth thinks he knows so much and loves feeling important in front of new employees. He is such a fucking boss hog.

Man, Dave needs to get back to driving his stinky ass box truck and stop trying to be such a boss hog!


boss hog
A boss hog is what one calls a very obese woman that bosses around her wimpy pussy whipped boy friend. The woman should be at least over 200 pounds.
Example:
Hey Morton wanna play poker tonight? No I don't think I can go tonight. Oh boss hog said no again. No shut up! No you shut up!


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