coital

sex, the act of making love.



coitally disturbed
Example:
John is coitally disturbed.


Coital Confessions
During the foreplay portion of a sexual encounter, the point in time in which one or both of the partners exchange various faults and insecurities that they believe would make them less appealing as a sexual partner. Typically done while dry-humping, before the clothes are removed. It's a classic win-win situation, as by that point, the other person doesn't really care, and you get the guilt off your chest of trying to be someone you don't exactly fit the profile of.
Example:
Jessie: Oh, you should know, I haven't shaved in a few days.

Thomas: As much as I appreciate the coital confessions, babe, I'm just too horny to care.


coital handjob
A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.
Example:
So last night I got a coital handjob. I got all the humping and moaning without the kid scare.


coital jester
A professional joker employed by a royal personage, typically performing acts both comedic and sexual in nature.

ORIGIN Old English, of Germanic origin.
Example:
The coital jester's jaunty jig did delight the king to no end. "You have brought me joy, fool," he did say, "Come sit upon my cock!"


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