Bottlecapitis

The emergency placement of a hand over a penis to avoid a facial.



bottlecapped
The act of inserting a bottle cap into a mans penis hole then hammering it in deep. After that cover his dick with wet salt and then make 100 little cuts on the penis using an exacto knife. After that cut off his cock using a blunt hatchet and mail the mutilated penis to blizzard
Example:
I bottlecapped myself because kalgan wont nerf warriors


BottleCap
Drinking Game:

Place two shots, bottles (beer) or other substances across from one another on a table spacing the glassed 1-2 feet apart.

Rules:
-A beer bottle cap is required as a die
-Groups of 2-4 may play

Disclaimer:
This game will cause rapid intoxication

Steps to play:
1) Once shots have been placed in play area the player must flip the bottle cap in the air (much like a coin toss)

2)Designate which drink coincides with either the crown (underside of cap) or the logo (top side of cap)

3) The cap is to fall between the two shots to be valid

4) Once cap has fallen the player it to drink the coinciding shot.

5) Refill the glass, pass the cap to another player and cycle through.

*drinks may be replaced with cigarettes, cigars and other party related substances.

* TIP!
Play with 1 pleasant shot, something everyone likes and goes down easy. Make the 2nd shot something vile that goes down rough to make the game fun. Vile shots include: tequila, prairie fires, ring of fire, fireball, jagermister.
Example:
'Time for some bottlecap boys, grab the whiskey and tequila!'

'Jimmy wasn't in the mood to drink, so we played some bottlecap, he shaped up real quick.'


BottleCapitis
Occurs when the Bottom of the outter layer (or colored part) of a cigarette lighter begins to deteriorate, or look like it has been "chewed". This occurs when people use it to open beer bottles as a subsitute for a bottle opener.
Example:
Person A "Can I borrow your lighter"
Person B "Sure, here ya go"
Person A "Wow looks like you've used this thing to open alot of beer bottles"
Person B "I know, its got Bottlecapitis

Person A "Dude it looks like someone's been chewing on the bottom of you lighter"
Person B "Nobody's been chewing on it, it just has BottleCapitis"

"All of my lighters have Bottlecapitis becuase I'm too lazy to buy a bottle opener".


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