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tequila

A Spanish word meaning, "I don't remember doing that..."

tequila

by UAStudent on Dec 30, 2005 14:26:27

A hard Mexican Liquer made from the Blue Agave cactus. The problem with Tequila is that is begs to be drunk straight even when you already have to lean on the bar to stay upright. Tequila is infamous for its nasty hangovers which is why it has been given the nick name, "To-Kill-ya."

Example:
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, Floor."

tequila

by Rick on Aug 09, 2003 02:15:34

liquid panty remover

Example:
guy to girl: "Let me buy you another tequila." translation: "I want to fuck your brains out tonight!"

tequila

by fkuck my life on Sep 03, 2010 10:18:10

The reason my wife got 3 teeth knocked out by slipping in her puke while getting off the toilet and faceplanting on the tile in the bathroom while we were on our honeymoon.

Example:
My wife drank to much top quality tequila in mexico then she face planted resulting in thousands of dollars of dental bills not to mention a $500 plane ticket and $1000 emergency room visit. To top it all off we had to leave Mexico a day and a half early and didnt get reimbursed for it. We also had a 4 hour lay over in Miami before we could go home.

By the way this is all true, I'm not making this shit up. It really happened to us.

tequila

by A drinker with a music problem on Jun 23, 2007 17:37:42

The only legal Mexican immigrant. Don't eat the worm!

Example:
1 tequila, 2 tequila 3 tequila floor, 5 tequila 6 tequila 7 tequila morgue.

tequila

by shoeless joe on Jul 16, 2003 06:05:40

look for "made in mexico" and somethin like 80 proof

Example:
one tequila two tequila three tequila floor
four teqla five six more

tequila

by Rust6188 on Jun 08, 2005 12:36:57

Jose Cuervo is the normal way of intoxication by tequila...it will knock you out before you can say "aye caramba!!"

Example:
takes shot feels okay does 7 more...out like a light

tequila

by Da Jello Pimp on Apr 02, 2003 13:35:00

An alcoholic drunk commonly abused by college students. Also the only good thing ot ever come from Mexico.

Example:
I took 10 tequila shots in fifteen minutes and then passed out on the floor.
Jose Cuervo is the best tequila.

tequila

by jc_lit on Apr 23, 2016 16:58:52

Tequila is a common Spanish word or other ways as a name.tequila means to be honest,kind,beautiful and confident.tequila is a special name for african americans.she is most common to like jalen and tre brools,but jalen more. She also common to b lit,have alot of frans,and call people sis.tequila in English means confident and beautiful

Example:
my Fran is so tequila

tequila

by Smackaroo Crew on Dec 08, 2007 19:59:41

A girl that is bisexual. Derived from MTV's show "A Shot at Love" starring world famous bisexual Tila Tequila.

Example:
Sky: "Yo, did you see my girl last night?"
Kurt: "Naw, why?"
Sky: "I feel like she was sweatin Jess"
Kurt: "Oh, you didn't know she was tequila?"

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