Bynum

NBA basketball player playing for the Los Angeles Lakers, also can be screamed at random moments to scare the shit out of people.



bynum
verb: to bynum is to elbow hard as hell without provocation and for no reason whatsoever while losing pathetically.
Example:
Andrew Bynum bynummed the shit out of J.J. Barea.

I bynummed that fool so hard I broke his ribs!


Andrew Bynum
Andrew bynum is an amazing American basketball player that plays the Center position and starts for the Los Angeles Lakers. This young talents got drafted out of high school 10th overall by the Lakers. Bynum is taught the insides and outsides of the post by NBA ledgend Kareem-Abdul-Jabar. Bynum so far has won one championship ring in the 2008-2009 post season against the Orlando Magic and superstar center Dwight Howard. Bynum was born is Plainsboro, New Jersey but lives in LA. His jersey number is 17.
Example:
Boy: "Who do you think will be the next great Big Man in the NBA?"
Freind: "Dwight Howard."
Boy: "Eww. Dwight Howard has an illegitamate child with an ugly, old, and nasty back-up dancer."
Freind: "Oh, then Andrew Bynum."


A Bynum
A Bynum’ is a slang term meant to represent a person & situation so fucked up and wild, that the only way to truly express how crazy it was/is is the compare is to Andrew Bynum. The former LA Laker of the NBA who made headlines after his career for allegedly getting higher than snoop dogg in some weird sweat lodge / orgy thing, proceeded to have a cardiac arrest and die, then come back to life , GO to th ER and have more problems when he started dick pills

Another example of a Bynum is someone who makes your skin crawl is so retarded they make you dumb or develop a random accent and addiction to ice cream or chipotle for example as you fall into a mindless state of emptiness because of how dumb they made you. Turning into a homosexual is also a potential risk
Example:
Student 1: Yo! Danny! Did you hear what happened to Adam?
Student 2: No? Why?
Student 1: He was driving home from ChipotlKang while stuffing his mouth with a burrito like a Asian with a Mandingo warrior (R u ok….) and drove his car over the side of the road!
Student 2: Jesus! That’s A Bynum if I’ve ever heard of one? Was the burrito OK?!


Ethan Bynum
The most charming person ever. He is almost as nice looking as he is smart. All of the girls love him. He is humble, nice, and loves helping people, but there is a bad side to Ethan. He can beat up as many man as there are girls chasing him ( that’s a lot).
Example:
1. An all around perfect person.

2. Someone that is really, really cool.

Ethan Bynum: The coolest person in the world.


Jason Bynum
Paramore's original rhythm guitarist from formation in 2004 until after the release of the band's debut album "All We Know Is Falling" in 2005.
Hunter Lamb took over his position until Lamb got married in 2007, promptly then was he replaced by then touring rhythm guitarist Taylor York.
Example:
AWKIF lineup:
- Hayley Williams (lead vocals)
- Josh Farro (lead guitar, unclean vocals)
- Jason Bynum (rhythm guitar, backing vocals)
- Jeremy Davis (bass; "Here We Go Again" only)
- Zac Farro (drums)


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