CIV

Chicken immunodeficiency virus (CIV) -is a lentivirus (a subgroup of retrovirus) that causes CIV infection and over time Chicken acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (CAIDS)CIV is a virus that infects people by getting inside their blood cells. To avoid getting CIV, you must prevent the blood, semen, vaginal fluids, or breast milk of some Chicken that has been infected from entering your body or the carcass of a frozen chicken that has been thawed out for sexual pleasure through your mouth, vagina, anus, tip of your penis, or breaks in your skin.



civ
1) Sid Meiyer's civilization. The best game series ever created.
2) any game that you cant stop playing for more then 3 hours.
Example:
Civ 4 will destroy my life.

Man, master of orion totally cived me.


Civ
The name for a person who plays Civilization games. Generally acts like a pompous asshat and know-it-all. Tries to weasel into social groups by talking about civilization.
Example:
Bob: "You know what game I love? Civilization. You can build technology and launch the first lunar lander and -"

Ted: "Is there zerglings?"

Bob: "No, but -"

Ted: "Shut up, civ."


civ
1) An insult coined among military personnel, used to describe someone who is lazy, weak, or unmotivated, i.e. a civilian.
Example:
1) This civ in the bar told me "All the soldiers in Iraq are retarded", so I stuffed his bar stool up his ass sideways.


Western Civ
the class that most everyone takes at a liberal arts college comprised of history and literature from the classical Greeks until the present. time is devoted to the study of the rise and fall of Rome, Christianity, ancient philosophy, and great works in writing. tests are hour plus long affairs of writing in blue books amounts to nothing more than a very expensive and work intensive way of in essence hitting oneself with a hammer repeatedly for 2 semesters. serves little more than to keep history and lit teachers off the streets peddling crack. overall if you want the civ experience, go suck off a horse and pay him for 6 credit hours to do so. then you'll know.
Example:
this is the third all nighter for Western Civ this semester, pass the Adderall and Ritalin and shoot me now.

we get to start dante's Divine Comedy in Western Civ this week...FML

yea i hate Western Civ, but at least it keeps my prof in the classroom and not up at the corner turning 10 dollar tricks to support himself.


civ bros
washed up lax bros watching 7hour BarBri lectures on Civil Procedure during 1L year at law school.
Example:
aw shit... here come the civ bros with their E&Es.


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