Flappy Bird

A floppy penis.It is also a shitty game that sucks ass and people commited suicide over it. The guy that came up with the game "flappy bird" was probably obsessed with big floppy penises.



Flappy Bird

by Ben T Schwartz on Mar 04, 2014 11:23:11

Satans Hell Hole.
Example:
"Hey Frank , want to go play Flappy Bird together?"
"Actually, I was thinking about committing suicide by myself, but thank you for the offer."


Flappy Bird

by I'm flappybird's bitch on Feb 05, 2014 10:34:57

flappy bird is a fucking dumb ass bird that can't fly with fucking stupid ass green tubes and fucking stupid ass bushes and fucking stupid buildings in the background and a fucking dumb as ugly bird that has huge ass lips thinking it rules you when in reality you can fucking delete the shit out of it but you can't at the same time because you're too fucking in to it like it's a god damn pet bird that you can't abandon even though it doesn't need food or shit because it feeds off of your tears that you make because you're so fucking angry with yourself for losing all the god damn time.
Example:
"yo what's your high score on flappy bird"

"shut the fuck up"


Flappy Bird

by fatbich on Feb 05, 2014 10:35:18

The gift uncalled for yet addictive of a bird flapping through these green pipes. This lil fat fucky ugly piece of shit cannot support himself for more than 0.1 seconds. In order to get through you have to tap constantly but no too much or else he will go to high but, not too less or else he will fucking fall face down to the ground like the lil bastard he is and die. To whoever made this....God help you...
Example:
WARNING: This Game May Have the Following: frustration, addiction, sadness, anger, depression, people destroying their electronics and/or maybe harming others.

John: dude is that Flappy Bird? what is your score?
Jase: maan i doin great made up to 8!
John: aww dude you uck im on 34 and my bro is on 162..yeh dude its so possible
Jase:...ah! imma hurt you bro go away!


Flappy Bird

by Jar_Lar on Jan 28, 2014 07:36:59

One of the few things actually harder than a Nokia phone. Known to frustrate teenagers and many young adults. The object of the game is to get the bird to "flap" through Warp-Pipes (as seen in the Super Mario series) without dying. See: insanity
Example:
Jared was playing Flappy Bird until he realised that he isn't going anywhere in his life, and that he should stop pulling his hair out and attend to his Algebra 2 homework.


Flappy Bird

by Victoria__1313 on Sep 27, 2014 18:17:15

A stupid ass lemon with fucking Pringles for wings. Flappy Bird flies through a shitty Mario-esque world, trying to dodge the warp tubes, while failing miserably to keep his Pringle wings flapping.

In other words...a stupid game that was created by Satan to piss people off.
Example:
John: Oh hey whatcha playing, Sean?
Sean: Stupid Flappy Bird...this son of a bitch is hard to play! I barely just hit 13 points...oh goddammit! Fuck you Flappy Bird!


Flappy Bird

by 11en7y(2) on Mar 01, 2017 19:36:50

You can use the phrase 'Flappy Bird' as a code word when you are talking about someone who is stood or sat next to you without them knowing you are talking about them. You normally call someone by Flappy Bird if you don't like them so when you say, "Flappy Bird is a n*b!", the annoying person just thinks your talking about the game. Simples!
Example:
Kid 1: (Talking about Rohal) Flappy bird is suck a w*nker.
Kid 2: Yes I know.
Rohal: Flappy Bird is not that bad.
Kid 1: Yes it is.
Kid 2: yea


Flappy Bird

by Thunderbuddykiller8 on Feb 01, 2014 10:42:15

Flappy bird is an evil ass game , created by who , I don't know but he/she was probably spawn by the devil. In the came you have to help this retarded fish bird fly. It's fucking stupid yet very addictive. It makes you want to beat your phone , then pick it up and play again. It's a trap and if you don't have the willpower to delete it don't download it.
Example:
I can't get past level 10 on flappy bird , fuck you phone.


Flappy Bird

by motherfingtheresa on Mar 04, 2014 19:42:02

The bodyless child of Jackie Stallone and an ostrich. Flappy Bird is a shitty downgrade of an at least bearable helicopter game created over a decade ago. Instead of flying a helicopter in a stable gliding motion through a tunnel, you are a paraplegic bird which can only flap its wings once at a time to fly. To make it worse instead of avoiding a small block you have just a tiny space to fit through between pipes. Helicopter Game was an inconvenience. However the half blind deformity with a monkeys ass on its face will make you want to kill a puppy if not yourself. Deplorable excuse of a remake.
Example:
Ben: Where the hell is Taran?
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....

2 days later

Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.


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