Call Of Duty
A succesful series of video games, set in the Second World War/Near future. With the original, simply titled "Call of Duty" released in 2003, and the newest edition, "Call of Duty: Modern warfare 2" Released in late 2009, It has epitomized the teenage Male's attitude to life, girls, and masturbation.Call Of Duty
A silly video game played by teenage and adult men. This game is addicting for two reasons. One: To stop men from having a life. Two: A punishment from God to make sure men never have sex.
Playing Call Of Duty or COD may cause you to end up with the nick name of the "Forty Year Old Virgin"
I dont' suggest playing this game. You'll go no where in life.
Playing Call Of Duty or COD may cause you to end up with the nick name of the "Forty Year Old Virgin"
I dont' suggest playing this game. You'll go no where in life.
Call Of Duty
1. The best way to lose all your friends and diminish your chance of ever getting a girlfriend and having sex, all in one day. Also the best way, next to myspace, to get stalked by an internet pervert.
2. The real reason for childhood obesity in the United States.
2. The real reason for childhood obesity in the United States.
Example:
Call Of Duty Player: HELL YEA!!!! tweny kills and four deaths, I pwned!!!!
Girl: Wow, what a fucking tool.
Call Of Duty Player: HELL YEA!!!! tweny kills and four deaths, I pwned!!!!
Girl: Wow, what a fucking tool.
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Call of Duty - A game filled with bitching 5 year old kids with parents who will yell at you when their kid threatens to hack you. Sure it was fun for a while until cheaters, boosters, and modders came in. Tantrums, Threats, and Hackers are only half of what makes cod a bullshit game.
Example:
Here is what happens in an average Call Of Duty Game:
6 year old: "OMG HE KILLLED MEEEE YHU SUK Y U DO DAAAATTTT"
Adult: "Kid, fuck off and get a life"
Kid: "Shut up you bitch ass cunt whore fuck ass"
Adult: "Bro, do u even lift?"
Kid: "HEY IM GUNA HACK YHU TONITE"
Adult: "... Yeah sure"
*gets booted offline*
Kid: "Cracker not gonna-" *gets hacked*
*Adult comes back*
Adult: "Wow what a fag"
Normal Player: "Bro, that was kinda extreme."
Adult: "YOU WANNA GO TO????
Here is what happens in an average Call Of Duty Game:
6 year old: "OMG HE KILLLED MEEEE YHU SUK Y U DO DAAAATTTT"
Adult: "Kid, fuck off and get a life"
Kid: "Shut up you bitch ass cunt whore fuck ass"
Adult: "Bro, do u even lift?"
Kid: "HEY IM GUNA HACK YHU TONITE"
Adult: "... Yeah sure"
*gets booted offline*
Kid: "Cracker not gonna-" *gets hacked*
*Adult comes back*
Adult: "Wow what a fag"
Normal Player: "Bro, that was kinda extreme."
Adult: "YOU WANNA GO TO????
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Example:
Hey, I was gonna marry some woman and settle down with children, but what's the point when I can just play Call of Duty?
But what about dinner?
Take-away?
Hey, I was gonna marry some woman and settle down with children, but what's the point when I can just play Call of Duty?
But what about dinner?
Take-away?
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While a man is doing a woman (any position) and she opens her mouth to moan from the hot sex your friend hiding in the other room enters and sneaks up and poops in her mouth, thus the "Call" of duty.
Example:
Oh, man, while boning Jessica last night, Steve came in and hella gave her a Call of Duty when she was calling out my name.
Oh, man, while boning Jessica last night, Steve came in and hella gave her a Call of Duty when she was calling out my name.
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When a guy says he plays this game, it's a red-flag. Tells me he's a douche and doesn't have enough time to even call their girlfriend for 5 minutes even though he'll stay up til 4 am playing. If you're getting laid, you might wanna check up on your girl. COD > Sex with hot gf? I don't think so.
Example:
gf: "Hey! wanna call me and tell me goodnight really quick?"
bf: "Yeah one sec."
gf: "Alright awesome :)"
3 hours later....
gf: "Ummm... you never called me."
bf: "Oh, I was playing Call Of Duty, hence why I never called."
gf: "Hey! wanna call me and tell me goodnight really quick?"
bf: "Yeah one sec."
gf: "Alright awesome :)"
3 hours later....
gf: "Ummm... you never called me."
bf: "Oh, I was playing Call Of Duty, hence why I never called."
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Example:
Scotty: hey wanna play call of duty?
Johnny: wheres halo?
Scotty: its broken...
Johnny:.....fine I guess.
Scotty: hey wanna play call of duty?
Johnny: wheres halo?
Scotty: its broken...
Johnny:.....fine I guess.