Capri-Sun

Capri-Sun (ing) - The result of air pressure build up in the anal passage resulting in discharge, like when you blow air into the straw of a Capri-Sun.



Capri-Sun
A drink that'll dry up your mouth in seconds.
I hate it.
Even if it does taste good O_O
Example:
I drink Capri-Sun at lunch.


capri-sun
Perhaps the greatest juice drink of all time. Almost an addiction among shop staff in garages. The only downside is that the pouches are too small and you need a second one.
Example:
I need to drink a Capri Sun.


capri-sun
Hands down the best-tasting, most addictive drink in the entire galaxy. I have yet to drink something more refreshing and just plain-old good tasting as a pouch of capri sun. All 20+ flavors kick your ass. All natural and no bullcrap. This is THE ONLY drink you will ever need. People bitch about the small pouches, well guess what dipshits, you have 2 options: A)Get another one or B) Buy the big pouches.
Example:
I drink capri-sun like smokers smoke ciggarettes, one pack a day.


Capri Sun
The act of cumming in a girls eye/face after getting head. Much like a capri sun would squirt you in the face after being stabbed by the straw.
Example:
Johnny: Hey bro what did you do last night?
Tom: I capri sunned my girl and after she ran out crying I watched the new episode of lost.


Capri Sun
A sexual manuever coined by comedian Ben Hague at a college orientation in 2013.

Like the difficulty of pushing the straw in the hole provided in Capri Sun juice pouches, guys sometimes have difficulty finding the correct hole when having sex with a girl. In this situation like with a difficult Capri Sun, guys give up and just shove it in the back.
Example:
On prom night I couldn't find where to put it in so I Capri Sunned it and shoved it in the back!


capri-sun
What all of the FIFA soccer players get to drink after they get carted off the field on a stretcher for a hang nail. After they wipe their tears away, they'll enter the game in tip top shape on the very next play. Thanks to their capri-sun.
Example:
capri-sun is the official sponsor drink for pansies around the world.


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