capri-sun
by Snake on Aug 06, 2005 18:41:40
Perhaps the greatest juice drink of all time. Almost an
addiction among shop staff in garages. The only
downside is that the
pouches are too small and you need a second one.
capri-sun
by Crazy Joe Davola on Sep 01, 2006 04:18:45
Hands down the best-tasting, most addictive drink in the entire galaxy. I have yet to drink something more refreshing and just plain-old good tasting as a pouch of
capri sun.
All 20+ flavors kick your ass. All natural and no bullcrap. This is THE ONLY drink you will ever need.
People bitch about the small pouches, well guess what dipshits, you have 2 options: A)Get another one or B) Buy the big pouches.
capri-sun
by Diryn on Aug 05, 2006 23:38:14
capri-sun
by Walter Johnston on Aug 02, 2006 14:15:30
What all of the FIFA soccer players get to drink after they get carted off the field
on a stretcher for a
hang nail. After they wipe their tears away, they'll enter the game in
tip top shape on the very next play. Thanks to their capri-sun.
Capri-sun
by Blind zach on Jun 21, 2018 03:46:10
If you are about to have sex with a larger woman and you can not
get it in the hole. You then just
jam it into any crease because you are
tired of trying to use the hole provided for you.
Capri Sun
by Newton732 on Nov 17, 2008 00:12:04
The act of cumming in a girls eye/face after
getting head. Much like a
capri sun would squirt you in the face after being
stabbed by the straw.
Example:
Johnny: Hey bro what did you do last night?
Tom: I
capri sunned my girl and after she
ran out crying I watched the new episode of lost.
Capri Sun
by ayeyoitstimefortheromeoshow on Jun 25, 2013 07:52:19
A sexual
manuever coined by comedian Ben
Hague at a college orientation in 2013.
Like the difficulty of pushing the straw in the hole provided in Capri Sun juice
pouches, guys sometimes have difficulty finding the correct hole when having sex with a girl. In this situation like with a difficult Capri Sun, guys give up and just shove it in the back.
Example:
On
prom night I couldn't find where to put it in so I
Capri Sunned it and shoved it in the back!
Capri-Sunning
by FunnyBunny98701 on Mar 24, 2019 15:14:22
The act of putting a custom "
KRAZY Straw" into someones anus in order to suck out the contents. (
Krazy Straws are custom
plastic straw with a persons' name. Preferably the person having their ass capri-sunned).
capri sun
by JohnRead1234567890 on Aug 12, 2012 22:51:26