policing

The act of telling people what they can and can't do, according to your own personal viewpoint. This mainly extends to interests, hobbies, things they enjoy. Used most often by social justice bloggers on the website Tumblr, often turning to mass hate on people whose interests do not fall within the strict guidelines of what these bloggers deem acceptable for the masses. There are blogs set up literally so people can anonymously say they enjoy these things without being attacked. I'm pretty sure totalitarian governments do exactly the same thing.



Policing
When your friend tries to enforce the rules upon you when it's for a stupid reason. The rules being broken are usually minor rules that schools or the law enforce.
Example:
Eric: STOP RUNNING IN THE HALLWAY!

David: Stop policing me!


The Police
1)A Ridiculously Large Gang that is known for playing dirty and using the law as their excuse for their bullshit actions.

2)The Most Hated Gang
Example:
1)The Police caught me smoking bud and regulated me and used the law as their excuse for shooting me 3 times in the back even when I wasn't even resisting.

2)The Police caught me trying to help a little girl stand up and shot me twice because they thought i was raping her.


Police
A person whose job it is to enforce the laws passed down by the government. As in any job, there are good and bad police officers. Often sworn at for issuing speeding tickets by the ignorant who fail to realize that more people die in automobile accidents each year than in weapon violence; usually speed is a factor. Usually thankless job, until someone finds themselves needing the police, at which point attitudes often change.
Example:
The police issued a ticket to the businessman for doing 100 in a 40 zone.


Police
A honorable calling which is thankless and low paying. Also, a job dealing with the ignorant, the drunk and the stupid. Usually spending long nights away from family dealing with donut jokes from people who have no clue, getting spit on and disrespected while wasting time on charges that will be dismissed anyway by a chickenshit DA in a pinstripe suit the following month. Originally From the latin, "beatemus et releasus" (beat and release).
Example:
I don't know why I'm the police, I should have been a firefigher.


police
group of criminals who are so far above the law that they enforce it on others, but are typically not royalty or affiliated with powerful bloodlines or estates.

in america this position only requires a ged, and has a relatively low ceiling for iq levels, in which they will deny an application if the applicant scores too high on the administered iq test. please also see 'idiots'
Example:
i agree, police are typically idiots


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