lumber Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

lumber

when you got "wood" or a boner

lumber

by i'd have a drink with george w on Nov 11, 2008 08:43:50

Example:
i had to call the lumberjack (dealer) to see if he had cut down any lumber today for me.
he picked up a few sticks for me since there aren't many abundant forests in the area.

lumber

by The Return of Light Joker on Feb 22, 2008 10:27:01

a wooden baseball bat

Example:
He took his lumber and left the field.

lumber

by somedude611 on Nov 28, 2011 05:37:16

an acoustic guitar

Example:
"Man, this room sure has a lot of nice lumber."
"Huh?"

lumber

by Alwe on Nov 20, 2008 05:25:25

n. A pawnshop - the sort of cash mashine frequently occupied by broke losers.

Example:
Hey, there's a lousy lumber down the street.

lumber

by deathsupport on Apr 07, 2008 09:53:27

A combination of the words number and letter, in their literal sense. A lumber can be a letter, a number, or a combination of both.
Should be used in a conversation where the discussion can be about letters and numbers, and to avoid mistakes like "What's the answer to number 'b'?", or "Please reference section C... letter 14."

Example:
John: "Hey I'm on question 2 right now. Did you get number 'c'?"
Jane: "Number c? Sorry I have no idea what you are talking about."
John: "Oh, my bad. Did you get lumber 2c?"
Jane: "Yes, yes I did."

lumber

by Frank Grimes on Apr 14, 2005 10:26:55

My old neighbor who looks like her boobs grew in instead of out.

Example:
Don't go over and get a lap dance at stage #5 she looks like a piece of lumber

Lumber

by Dr. Mountain on Jul 01, 2015 10:36:34

1. Noun: Timber that has been sawn into rough planks or other wise only partly prepared.

2. Verb: To move in a slow, heavy, awkward way.

3. Adjective: Having some kind of outdoor based rugged-ness, usually a finely trimmed beard. Used to describe a lumbersexual or mountain man. Only the manliest of all men are lumber.

4. Noun: Another word for erection or boner, derived from the word "wood".

Example:
Chris Hemsworth and George Clooney are the two most lumbersexual people I know, it isn't possible to be more lumber than those two.

You've got a lumber going on down there, you need to control yourself.

Lumber

by Ashers on Sep 05, 2003 22:03:29

A Scottish word for a date

Example:
I'm going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like Jimmy

Lumber

by jlynnwest on Oct 14, 2010 09:02:54

a group of fat girls.

Example:
No that was not a herd of elephants, it was a lumber of fat girls.

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