Captain Morganing

(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.



captain morgan
The approach of ones sexual partener from a rear entry position. This differs from the conventional method, however, in that male 'takes a knee' to position himself behind his partener in a fashion resembling the stance of Captain Morgan, spokesperson of the popular spiced rum.
Example:
Shlogan Captain Morganed a chick.


the captain morgan
having sex with a bitch on the rag and then pulling out and smacking it on her upper lip and chin thus leaving a red moustache similar to that on a captain morgan liquor bottle.
Example:
steve gave p-diddy the captain morgan, and he loved it


Captain morgan
To approach ones sexual partner from the rear position; the male takes a knee to position himself behind ones partner in a manner similar to the stance of Captain Morgan, the mascot of spiced rum.
Example:
I saw a dude this morning who always comes into the office standing at the computers like a pirate... we call him Captain Morgan!



Captain Morgan
Sexual Act. Getting a Blow Job and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into her eye, then when she stands up, you kick her lightly in the shin making her go "Arghh" while holding her eye closed and hopping on one leg.
Example:
I heard that Mike gave his girl a Captain Morgan the other night. She appears to be walking like she has a peg leg today."


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