captain morgan

The approach of ones sexual partener from a rear entry position. This differs from the conventional method, however, in that male 'takes a knee' to position himself behind his partener in a fashion resembling the stance of Captain Morgan, spokesperson of the popular spiced rum.



captain morgan
A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!
Example:
I waited until our second date to explain the captain morgan to my girlfriend.


Captain Morganing
(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.
Example:
"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."


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