douche canoe

An individual who is completely oblivious to the awkward and often offensive nature of his behavior and style. Due to his high level of confidence and willingness to embrace new styles and personas with ease, unsuspecting bystanders may find themselves strangely attracted to the douche canoe. This is due to his vortex of douche upon which he proudly paddles through life.



douche canoe
Not a definition but the orgin of the phrase: This phrase was coined in 2004 by Blake Edmondson in Camp Walker, South Korea. It was used as an alternative phrase for someone being a complete moron / dick / dirtbag. After Edmondson transferred stations I attempted to pass this phrase on along with other greats such as..... Gungle a gungle, (rumble of a V8) Kadouche (boom), and Splack (disgusting splash).
Example:
Mongo don't be such a douche canoe, just drink the damn shot!


douche canoe
One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.
Example:
Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.

Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.


douche canoe
doosh kuh-noo

noun, adjective

1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
Example:
- He was a complete douche canoe for not picking up the check on your birthday!

- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!


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