Carlson School of Management

(n) {originally English, (1998)}1. An institution in Minneapolis, Minnesota that excels in the field of douchebaggery.US: \kärl-'ên skül êv 'man-ij-mênt\International: \karlsên sku:l êv mænid3mênt\



Carlson School of Management
A second-tier business school at the University of Minnesota where second-tier douchebags acts as if a 28 score on their ACTs and a B+ in their joke of a Marketing class makes them special. Graduates work in second-tier positions in second-tier companies and uses bullshit words, such as "leverage" or "collateral", to hide the fact that they're not as smart as they think they are.
Example:
John, that douchebag over there, graduated from the Carlson School of Management.

I should have known, he was using bullshit words like "collateral" during the 1 o'clock meeting today. Nobody knew what the fuck that asshole was talking about.


Carlson School of Management
A school of high achieving students that are hated upon because of their future wealth.
Example:
I hate Jim, he is going to be making so much money because he goes to the Carlson School of Management.


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