Choking the Chicken
Example:
Choking the Chicken
Example:
"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".
"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".
"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".
"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".
Choking the Chicken
Example:
"Wilber, fetch me a chicken for dinner."
"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"
"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
"Wilber, fetch me a chicken for dinner."
"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"
"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
Choking the Chicken
to beat your wife and eat your meat
Choking the chicken
Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"
Example:
Example; Yo, what's up man?
Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?
W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U
Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
Example; Yo, what's up man?
Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?
W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U
Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
choking the chicken
another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny
Example:
Donny
Donny
Choke the Chicken
means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.
Example:
I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.
I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.
choking the chicken
too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.