memory loss

Being depressed can make it difficult to pay attention and focus, which can affect memory. Stress and anxiety can also get in the way of concentration. When you are tense and your mind is overstimulated or distracted, your ability to remember can suffer.



muscle memory-loss
1. When you know how to do something really well, but when you try to show people you suddenly can't seem to do it.
2. When you can do something without thinking about it, but when you consciously engage in said activity, you constantly fail at it.
Example:
I tried to show off to my friends how well I could ice skate, but I was struck by an acute case of muscle memory-loss and I fell on my ass. They wouldn't believe that I was ever good at it afterwards.


selective memory loss
Condition where you choose things you want to forget not always on purpose.
Example:
Reena: do you remember that time in sixth grade where the teachers put us in that room when we were crying?
Matty: Umm, no?
Reena: really?
Matty:Oh shoot i must have selected it!
Reena: ugh, the selective memory loss is back!


Short Dick Memory Loss
One who can not retain information due to a lack of a properly sized penis.

Lore- It's said that these people think with their second head because their actual head is smoother than a bald man's head fresh out of a wax job.

A person diagnosed with SDML is known to forget information attained in the last 10 minutes. The time in which someone loses information often varies depending on how small the penis is. People with smaller penises usually ranging from just tip to 2 inches have shown that they forget way more frequently and will have to ask you to repeat what you said numerous times.

SIDE EFFECTS- No Bitches and possibly no friends
EARLY SIGNS- You can catch early signs of SDML when you measure your penis and it's smaller than 4 inches.
TREATMENTS- None (sorry to break it to ya, hope you got mone cause you ain't pulling shit)
Example:
Person 1: Tims's annoying asf, bro keeps saying what.

Person 2: Give him a break, he has Short Dick Memory Loss.


TEXT TONE MEMORY LOSS
The condition of a person who on average takes days to respond to even the simplest texts. When asked about it they will say they didn’t realize they didn’t respond. Also known as TTML.
Example:
Hey Charlie, ask Aliya if she wants a meal from McDonald’s. Sorry Mark, Aliya suffers from text tone memory loss; She won’t respond for a few days.


Kid-term Memory Loss
When an adult forgets completely what they were like as a child, so they think no young teen ever swears, that they all want sex so shouldn't date, and care about some stupid jokes, because they forget that as a kid they did swear, they didn't have sex till much later in their life, and they hated those jokes.
Example:
Bob-I'm grounded for a week because I sweared in front of my mom.
Jimmy-Doesn't she realize that she swore just as much as us when she was 13?
Bob-I guess not, she probably has kid-term memory loss or something.


binge-term memory loss
When you've binge an entire season (or more) of a show and you forget about important plot details from earlier episodes. Often occurs because you've consumed so much content that you can't remember certain characters, dialogues, or scenes that you've seen just mere hours ago.
Example:
Alex: "Wait, why is Anna sitting down with Detective Blake? She doesn't even know him."
Sam: "What are you talking about? She worked a case with him back in the second episode and he told her to come see him if she needs to discuss anything. I think you're suffering from binge-term memory loss."


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