wonkey

An adolescent male slang term for a penis, popular in the rural south in the 1980s. Esp. used at summer camp.



wonkey
indiscribable word used to describe someone that you dont have a good enough insult for. NOT to be confused with honky for it is not a racial slur of any sort, just a stupid word. can be used as a noun or adjective.

created by me and a friend being stupid at work.
Example:
"your such a wonkey"
"look at those wonkey dancers with their wonkey ways"


wonkey
wonkey is a word play on the words 'wonky' and 'one key'.
'wonky' refering to a type/genre of music and 'one key' refers to the drug culture that goes hand in hand with it.
a key can be used to deliver drugs straight from the bag to the nose = one key
wonkey is the name of night currently running from birmingham every last friday of the month.specialising in only the freshest and most upfront Dirty, Wonkey, Jackin, Fidget, Big Beat, Electro house there is!
Example:
"are you coming to wonkey tonight?"


wonkey
An African American, or somebody with dark skin. Usually these people are shady characters and are NOT friendly! Be sure to stay far, far away from wonkies, they almost always carry a gun or a sharp object. These people also use A LOT of swear words, and enjoy screaming them.Wonkies always come in small packs of 3 to 6, made up of all boys except for one girl.

Example:
Emo Girl One: "Ahhh! Make those wonkies stop talking to me!!"
Emo Boy: "Sorry hun...you know thay won't stop..."
Emo Girl Two: " What the fuck?!?!? The wonkey is having sex with that one wonkey girl....ewww!!
Emo Girl One: "Lets leave...now!"
Emo Boy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh a gun... and a knife!


wonkey
An InvisionFree forum bug where the first post of each page is invisible until the second post is made. Usually only happens in large topics.
Example:
Heh, you got hit by the wonkey dude!


Wonkey
Wonkey is a adjective used to describe someone who is offkey.
Wonkey might mean you are a homosexual, dress funny, act in a unexplainable way or generally seem messed up.
Example:
Did you see that dude in skinny jeans with a tight top? "yeah he looks completely wonkey"

Why is that guy talking to that hideous female? "I dunno he must be wonkey"

Why would they do that? "Because they are all wonkey"


wonkey noodle
Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.
Example:
"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"



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