tooted

a more pleasant way to state that you have farted



Toot Toot
When a person knowingly talks good about their selves in front of people to show off or look like the better person. This is followed by someone saying "Toot Toot" and gesturing with their arm in a downward motion as if the arrogant talker is tooting their own horn.
Example:
Oscar: Hey Jason, would you like to play a friendly game of Ping Pong?

Jason: Oh hell yeah dude! I'm so bad ass at Ping Pong, I used to be on a professional team and travel all over the world for tournaments. get ready to get you ass handed to you!

Oscar: Toot Toot ( arm moving up and down like you're trying to get a semi truck to honk the horn )


toot toot
Girlfriend in Cajun slang, equivalent of "baby".
Example:
From a popular song:

"Don't mess with my toot toot,
Don't mess with my toot toot,
You can have the other woman,
But don't mess with my toot toot"



Toot toot
Toot toot’ is a slang phrase used to announce something:
‘Toot toot I’m home’
‘Toot toot, did you hear about what happened at the party last night?’

You can also reply to someone who has said toot toot, with a toot toot, in agreement or acknowledgement.
Example:
Jordan: ‘Toot toot, who wants to order pizza’
Chad: ‘Toot toot, I’m so down


toot toot toot
A noise you can make to blow your own trumpet. Especially when no one else is going to do it. Either, no one will give you praise when you feel you deserve it or perhaps, due to uncleanliness or distaste, no one will give you head :(
Example:
person 1: i got 28 kills in a row on that game without dying
person 2: blank stare
person 1: Toot Toot Toot.

person 1: I got the job.
person 2: Your dinner is getting cold.
person 1: toot toot toot

person 1: Suck it baby
Person 2: i ain't sucking that, you're crazy!
person 1: schlurppppp! toot toot toot


Toot toot
A phrase used to announce something:
‘Toot toot, I’m home!’
‘Toot toot, did you here about what happened at the party?’

Toot toot can also be used in response to someone who has just used it to you, as a way of showing affirmation
Example:
Jordan: ‘Toot toot, who wants to order pizza’
Chad: ‘Toot toot, I’m so down


Tooted
A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys
Example:
Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.


tootes
(Archaic slang) An equivalent of "Babe, Doll, Hun" Often heard in old Gangster serials from the 1930's & 40's. Most often associated as 'Mobster slang' with regards to the Chicago Gangsters of old.
Example:
Hey Bugsy, make sure tootes isn't around when we knock off the bank.


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