Clevelander

Anyone that lives inside or within 20 miles of the city limits of Cleveland, Ohio. Real Clevelanders know that Pittsburgh sucks and that the Browns are commin' back. Clevelanders reside in a climate that has 2 seasons: Summer, which is characterized by temperatures in the high 80's and an occassional snow fall, and Winter with temperatures usually in the low 20's while sometimes getting heat spikes into the 90's. They set the Cuyahoga river on fire for fun and use the word "pop", not the incorrect term "soda". Clevelanders can be identified by their characteristic use of prepositions at the end of sentences. If you are in Cleveland and ask a Clevelander which way is North, he or she will instead tell you where the lake is at. To find a Clevelander, simply go outside and yell at the top of your lungs "Browns Suck, go Steelers!". The guy that beats the shit out of you will be a Clevelander.



clevelanding
Form of precipitation which is undefined and tends to be a mix of rain, snow, sleet, hail, and perhaps something else. Common in Cleveland Oh. Also a word which can general all around bad weather.
Example:
The weather was so bad today that it just couldn't decide and started clevelanding.


Cleveland
A slang term for where a lost item has gone or on its way to.
Example:
1. Quoted from the 1990 film Die Hard 2: Die Harder

Policeman:
Where is your ID?

McClane
On his way to Cleveland.

2. Question someone asks: Where did that car go? Cleveland? Or around the back of the lot.



Cleveland
Also known as C-Town by natives, Cleveland is a famous city in the northern area of Ohio that may be even more popular then the capital of Ohio, Columbus. It borders Lake Erie and is known for extreme, ever-changing weather. It is also known for being the poorest city in the United States, very culturally diverse, and the origin of many rap/hip hop artists. There is a lot of cultural pride here, occasionally racism (Mostly the ever-ignorant Black vs. White. Both sides are guilty - Police specificly target blacks, and then there is a day called May Day where white people cannot attend school unless they want their ass kicked.) There are many gangs in Cleveland that mostly deal drugs and fight other gangs. Drugs and illegal substances are quite common here. The sports teams of Cleveland are the Indians (Baseball, was good in the 90s, offends Native Americans everywhere and has a big fluffy purple mascot named Slider,) Cavaliers (Basketball, now made famous by LeBron James and Usher,) Browns (Football, now returned and worse than ever,) Barons(Hockey, replaced the Lumber Jacks,) and Force (Soccer.)

If you go to Cleveland, you have to go to the Jake (Jacob's Field), the Q (used to be Gund Arena,) Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and the Hard Rock at least once. There's also something called the Warehouse District, West Side Market, Tower City, and other stuff if you're feeling adventurous.

Sorry if this sucked, I just thought Cleveland needed a detailed definition.
Example:
"We're here with C-Town's finest."

"LeBron James lived Akron before the Cleveland Cavaliers snatched him up."

"What it do, C-Town?"

"If you are a woman in Cleveland, bring pepper spray, because many get raped here. Other then that it's pretty nice."


Cleveland
A city in Ohio. Also known as Clevelandtown. Under construction since 1868. Cleveland's economy is mostly based on Lebron James. Every citizen in Cleveland still uses payphones and has at least two DUI's. The water in Cleveland is so filthy that its rivers can catch on fire. Its main export is crippling depression. All the flats in Cleveland look like they're from a Scooby Doo ghost town. Don't stop or slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die. FUN FACTS: 1.Cleveland leads the nation in drifters. 2. Most of the food in Cleveland is prepared near the street. 3. Cleveland only has two buildings. 4. At least it's not Detroit.
Example:
Gentleman 1: What's that barren wasteland beyond the horizon?

Gentleman 2: That's a place where there used to be industry. But that was many years ago. That wasteland is known as Cleveland. God forgot about Cleveland a long time ago.


Cleveland
Similar to Cleveland, or Ohio. When in public and you want to tell somebody to check out some nice cleavage. Mention any of these words in the definition.
Example:
John: Hey Andy, have you been to Cleveland lately?

Andy: Yeah, I went there last week. That city has a lot more hills in it than you would think.


cleveland
cleveland, ohio a.k.a. tha land, ctown. is the biggest city in ohio located in northeast ohio is a dangerous city known for the flats downtown where people get tossed off bridges into lake erie and never see anything but the darkness of the abyss again. also located in the middle of tha map where alot of people get claped the average person growin up in cleveland have a hard time makin it to the age of 20. known for the indians cavs and browns and people that disrespect it get drowned.
Example:
guy1: man u heard bout dem katz dat got clapped

guy2: yeah dey were from pittsburgh and got dey life snatched N cleveland


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