Cliftonism Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Cliftonism

The single most inappropriate thing to say at any given moment.

Cliftonism

by Funkytown66 on Feb 28, 2008 02:10:36

The use of a catch phrase from at least 10 years ago. Thus trying to revive a long faded part of society's ligo. It's over man. Just let it die off quietly.

Example:
Brett: I think I'll go catch a few drinks tonight while the wife's out-of-town.

Clifton: Word, you're are so lucky you're wife lets you go out. Mine's got a death-grip on my testicals. Cool Beans.

Brett: Seriously, you're a fucking Ass-Clown. Don't you realize that you're Cliftonism usage is out of control. It's 2008, for FUCK'S SAKE MAN. The 90's are dead. Let it go man.

Clifton: Shut up Brett. You're a Gay Douche Bag.

Brett: Once again. You've proven my point.

Thus concludes the Definition of a Cliftonism. Use it liberally and often.

Clifton

by The.thoughts on Mar 04, 2018 13:12:43

A very cute and smart boy, Who is very fun to hang out with,He can be shy by under all that shyness his a fun and cool dude to hangout with and his hella hot. If you have a friend named Clifton your in luck he will make all your days better and he would be the best boyfriend he would make you laugh and make you think your the best if your boyfriends name is Clifton don’t loose him :) But ya DONT loose your friend named Clifton cuz then you would prob have no one quite as fun as him :)

Example:
Merissa:Jane I have a friend named “Clifton” and he makes all my days better no doubt !!
Jane:OMG MERISSA I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH HIM YOUR SO LUCKYY!!

Clifton

by NiggaIndun on Jun 16, 2019 01:15:28

A real ass nigga.

Example:
That nigga Clif Clifton

The Clifton

by Boxman on Dec 23, 2003 06:11:15

The finest pub in all the Land. With its 'characteristic' décor, friendly bar staff, Weakest Link machine and £1 pints on Mondays and Tuesdays, you need look no further for your drinking requirements.

Example:
1. Mate, you coming to t'Clifton for a few beers?

2. I love The Clifton.

3. Let's go to The Clifton and rinse the Weakest Link machine for all it's worth.

Cliftonize

by Junk-in-the-Trunk on Feb 27, 2008 03:43:06

1. To completely and utterly destroy or dismember something. This is usually done out of childish rage or during a temper tantrum.
2. To talk a big game and give the appearance of a V.I.P. Only to then follow it up with pathetic results.

Example:
1. Brett: "Seriously man, I just Cliftonized that Weed-Whacker for the hell of it."
Kenny: It shouldn't have been talkin' all that smack. It got what it deserved.
2. Clifton: I'm gonna give that chunky dinner whore the ride of her life.
Brett: You better load up on Viagra or she will just feel Cliftonized like all other pathetic supposed hotties that laughed when you couldn't get it up.
Clifton: Shut up you Gay Douche Bag, she showed me her thong, she wants it. Cool Beans.
Brett: Shut the F*** up, you're such an ass clown. You'd better ask her how much she charges before you get so excited. Make sure you inquire about the minutes package. Those last 57 minutes of the hour will be quite ackward for both of you.

Clifton

by Niggerdickyourmomahoe on Sep 19, 2018 06:28:28

A very cute and smart boy, Who is very fun to hang out with,He can be shy by under all that shyness his a fun and cool dude to hangout with and his hella hot. If you have a friend named Clifton your in luck he will make all your days better and he would be the best boyfriend he would make you laugh and make you think your the best if your boyfriends name is Clifton don’t loose him :) But ya DONT loose your friend named Clifton cuz then you would prob have no one quite as fun as him :) They are most likely to get drawn to water horoscopes and names like shelby. They care for girlfriends/boyfriends and most likely to get them pregnant if they feel the time is alright.

Example:
Oh look at my brother clifton

Clifton

by Drunk fat dude on Oct 31, 2010 23:59:55

The act of getting hammered drunk and falling into a truck and or ditch and breaking your collar bone.

Example:
Dude that guy just pulled a Clifton. Lets go laugh at him while he lays on the ground in pain.

cliftonize

by DocD513 on May 17, 2011 07:20:00

1) the act of making something more ghetto.

2) the act of decreasing physical attractiveness

Example:
Tom: Have you seen what happened to Eddie's car?
Kyle: Yeah man, it has definitely been cliftonized. It is falling apart!

Clifton

by Lauren_Rae on Jan 28, 2008 09:22:36

The only neighborhood in Cincinnati worth living in. Lovely place with nice houses, a diverse population, and home of University of Cincinnati.

Example:
Our neighbors call the cops on us all the time when we have parties because they forget what it's like to be in college. But it's all good. Living Clifton beats dealing with frat boys in the Heights or crackheads in Corryville any day.

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