Alka-Seltzer
The act of taking
a duece while in a hot tub. Since the hot tub is already
churning water, bubbles, and blowing hot water, the turd will quickly dissolve like an
alka-seltzer, leaving a nice fecal coloring to the water.
Alka-seltzer
by TheRuralThesaurus1 on Oct 25, 2010 11:21:31
Perhaps the best
icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking
alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it
fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"
Example:
You-drop
alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just
roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that
she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"
...
your welcome
Alka-Seltzer party
by spacecadet79 on Jan 14, 2013 08:29:35
A bunch of very
hungover and bored individuals taking their Alka-Seltzers in
unison after drinking too much
the night before.
Example:
..yeah, and this morning we had an Alka-Seltzer party over at
Fred's.
No more tequila for me for the rest of my life.
Tennessee Alka-Seltzer
by Ben Erman on Jun 10, 2007 09:50:09
A Tennessee
Alka-Seltzer is when you stick an
alka-seltzer into your mouth, then have oral sex with a Southern girl(with out telling her, but of course). As her vagina gets wet, you slip in the alka-seltzer,
stand back, and watch the 'fire works'...or, in this case, 'foam works'.
The 'Tennesse' part is derived from
college kids out of D.C. going into Virginia on a Saturday night, and performing it on innocent country 'gurls'. Why did I not choose 'Virginia' to make it a 'Virginia Alka-Seltzer'? Because Tennessee sounds better. And if you don't like it, piss off!
Example:
Dude 1: Dude, I did a Tennessee Alka-Seltzer on a
GRITS yesterday!
Dude 2:
Shite! What happened? Was it fun?
Dude 1: Well...let's just say she'll never
walk again.
Burnley alka seltzer
by Lex Kidderminster on Oct 15, 2023 15:44:54
When one is feeling particularly
under the weather, hungover, tired etc the perfect solution is the Burnley alka seltzer.
This is when an individual masterbates, has an orgasm and then continues to masterbate until they have a second orgasm.
For
the uninitiated or out of practice a soak period of up to 7 minutes is allowed between the first orgasm and the start of the second session of self love for it to qualify as a Burnley alka seltzer and to feel the benefits.
With more practice and to feel greater benefits, this soak period should reduce until a seasoned professional of the 5 fingered shuffle should leave no gap between the first and second fights with the
purple headed yoghurt slinger.
Example:
Friend "Mate I'm hungover as fuck right now."
You "sounds like you need a quick
Burnley alka seltzer to get yourself back in the game mate"
You "doctor I've been
feeling under the weather for a while now and I just can't
shift it, I've tried paracetamol and ibuprofen, I've had a day off work, I've even thought about doing some of that homeopathic shit"
Doctor "right I'm prescribing you a
burnley alka seltzer, go straight home, take it and I think you'll feel much better straight away"