Las Cruces

A city in New Mexico, the land of enchantment. Also known as Lost Causes...Popular saying among locals..."Welcome to Lost Causes, land of entrapment. You'll come here on vacation, leave on probation and return on violation..." Once you come to Las Cruces, you will continue to come to Las Cruces...You'll never TRULY leave. Forbes ranked Las Cruces as the number 10 place to retire. Lot's of pot, lots of meth, lots of heroin. Las Cruces is where the cowboys roamed, and is home to the Rio Grande river...As well as a large group of Juggalos. MMFWCL!ORALE'!...HANDLEBARS!



Las Cruces
"Las Cruces is a medium-sized city in southern New Mexico with a medium metropolitan area, and it is among the fastest-growing cities in the United States. Additionally, it shares a larger combined statistical area with El Paso and stands out as one of the few growing parts in New Mexico, alongside Rio Rancho, Carlsbad, and Hobbs. The city includes interstate highways like I-10 and I-25, providing convenient transportation to El Paso, while also being a significant city in its own right."
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Las Cruces


Las Cruces
A desert community made up of rich middle aged and old people from California, the natives who hate them, the mexicans who make up the entire minimum wage work force and steal jobs from wholesome protestants, and their kids who write on gutters in the outskirts of town.
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"Hey, want to go to Las Cruces this weekend?"

"I'd rather go straight to hell and be sodomized by satan."


Las Cruces, NM
Second largest city in New Mexico. Home to one of largest pecan orchards in the world and the largest enchilada. The Old Mesilla Plasa showcases our rich history. Beautiful view of the Organ Mountains from the valley. Great weather. Great people. Beautiful sunsets. Amazing mexican food. Overall, Las Cruces is a great place to call home!
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Las Cruces, NM is the best city in New Mexico!!


Las Cruces High School
Your average school. You go there, you see lots of people talking and chatting while being lonely. When you enter, you see the shitty ‘bulldawg’ mascot plastered all over that it annoys you so much.. You go from class to class “learning” unimportant stuff and then you finally go home only to find out that you have extra unimportant stuff called homework…
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Las Cruces High School, home of the bulldawgs? More like Lost Causes High Shit, home of the bullcraps!


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