soup chicken

Older than a cougar or a MILF but still within boning range, a soup chicken is a somewhat fit divorcee or widow that is clearly on the gun lap of her sexual marketability. The oldest cohort of the chicken world; i.e., fryer / broiler / roaster / soup chicken



soup chicken
40 plus divorced women are remarkably like a chicken that has been in your frig to long. They are old, picked over and nothing left to do with them but make soup. The only thing you can do with a soup chicken is to give her a dirty pirate.
Example:
A soup chicken is class of older women.


chicken soup
Example:
Nah man it's completely chicken soup.


Chicken Soup Party
Is when you bring, or are brought, chicken soup when you, or both parties, are sick. Only to completely fuck each other's brains out. Rarely, if ever, does anyone actually eat said soup.
Example:
Friend 1 - "Hey man I heard you were sick so I had my sister bring you some chicken soup. Did you like it?"

Friend 2 - "Oh! Yeah bro, it was absolutely fucking amazing! Best chicken soup party ever. I ate her all night!"

Friend 1 - "What? Her?!"

Friend 2 - "What!? Nothing! 'it' I said it. I ate 'it' all night... I gotta go"


Barney Chicken Soup!
Everyone shouts this when two people are about to fight! First heard in Gateshead schools in the North East in the 90s
Example:
Look Tom and Jerry are about to fight! Everyone crowds around shouting “Barney Chicken Soup!” Repeating until the first punch is made.


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