Close your legs

When a girl has her legs open and you can smell her pussy.



close your legs
A phrase spoken when you smell any unpleasant odor (stump dump, lobster boat, dumpster at the shrimp plant, paper mill)within earshot of any female.

Used commonly on the coast of Maine as far back as the mid-1980s
Example:
(When walking down near the fish auction): "Jesus Christ, Tammy, close your legs, you skank!"


Close Your Legs
Told to females when they openly flirt/come onto a guy in public without shame, or when showing extreme Public Displays of Affection in front of others.
Example:
Jenny: Oh Matt, why are you so darn cute?!
Matt: Oh do you like that, baby?
(begin to make out)
Brianna: Jesus Jenny, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.


close your legs the war is over
the stench of your coochie is capable of knocking out the masses.
Example:
1: “Dude do you smell that?”

2: “yeah bro, I think that’s Savannah’s coochie
1: “hey Savannah, close your legs the war is over hoe.”


Close your legs arguments
Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .
Example:
You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .


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