glork

A computer programming reference to any stable program that suddenly becomes unstable, usually through faulty programming.A partial or complete system crash, resulting in lost data, time, braincells, hair, and tears.Also, a term to express frustration when this happens. Used as an expletive.Originally, also meant to slowly grasp a concept through context, but that is now known as glark.



glork
A professional pro-Microsoft troll.
Example:
A : Fuck, I just got a Kernel Panick.
glork : LOL. Next time, you should use Windows, you dickhead.

A : Fuck, I just got a Blue Screen of Death.
glork : LOL. Next time, you shouldn't surf on pr0n websites, you dickhead.


glork
To derive meaning of a word from the context it is used.
Example:
I had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to "stop fjording around and get to workies", but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.


Glork
Using (or abusing) your moderator powers to redirect a discussion in a channel to the appropriate channel
Example:
I am going to have to get the moderation team to glork the chat.
This discussion has officially been glorked, please continue this topic in the appropriate server or face retribution!


Glork
A fork that can glow, hence a glow fork (glork).
Example:
A: Have you bought the new glork merchandise? Now you can eat your burnt mac & cheese with it!
B: Nah, I got the shark mouse pad instead...


Latest Searches

guy best friend, true kings, rockland, on ice, causing it, top rated, azis, Solder Wednesday, K-Dub, dumb shit, lewdest, curtesy, Chucky cheese, Let There Be Rock, my milkshake, lets beat, not sensitive, Takuma, progidy, Gay Faggot, sneaker head, Cadi, ghostface, give some head, FRI, guyt, Soundgarden, argy, SPOILER, Rams, JACKSONATED, tito, beefcake, exi, fucking liar, Inner City Chosen, John Mayer, ignorance is bliss, channel surfing, WADDUP BITCH, Hiras, Columbus Day, the bibble, Ass Shit, clocked in, True goths, Issac Butterfield, Untapped Resource, fuckalation, named, Epik berm, Son, Gold Star Family, Big ugly goof, chillax, accelerator, Bryn Athyn, Hold The Door, work me up, Nether Portal, to slush, Bitten by the kitten, conjoined twin, Sucking face, pussy, man, Hamburger, Fund Accountant, Bubblez, no stop, Aba, butt sex, The baddest, Matt Dallas, gtz, jerking off, unhumourous, arlyce, Pansexuality, You wrong for dat, komrade, Joculars, macaulay caulking, my nizzle, Caked it, Rugby League, 00s, sneaky guy, the conundrum, mannar, snare, Aired out, NWBHM, bene, Mort takes, a soul for a soul, a DoT, Yea boy, the bishop, e621, full frontal, Ya dude, Probe, Loomian Legacy, clavin, outcompeted, Sunday afternoon, GIT-fiddle, MY EXISTENCE, outrageism, Hey Dad, batter, FALLowing you around, a walk off, the Muppets, get slumped, the region, Doug Funny, the chaucer, traveling, yeea, man child, Qui-Gon Jin, whip out, Anal Probing, Dat b, hootch, I still do, All Nighter, morning wood, Hardy Bucks, Ancient Egypt, The Rockford Files, fol, Frenzied, gets, Token white, Sneak out, smacked face, Mets, Corps Squad, califaz, third floor, pulled a scaramucci, EunHae, Wys, Alexandra van dijk, the welsh, at soup, shot in the dick, Windows Vista, Code name rebel crew, suicides, gorg flod, Dulaney, PYD, monger, nagged, pigs ears, Dave’s, crank that, In REAL Time, muy caliente, doo daas, private part pleaser, Ne-Yo, XY, Grunting, kicked, Sidney Crosby, morbius 2: more bs, alabama porta potty, love love, Darkskin dreadhead, my right nut, Pomfret, Agnessa, Michael Douglas, Zendaya, Brightmoor, icle, James Kent, Streisander, the grocery store, Uh-uh, Lizzle, On my mommy, the waffle, keep the faith, fidgetiness, so kewl, People like this, Side to Side, a tasha, The archer, the parrot, BUCK BUCK, city folk, Erik Estrada, Hi Or Shit To Me, We are not amused, glork, guy best friend, true kings, rockland, on ice, causing it, top rated, azis, Solder Wednesday, K-Dub, dumb shit, lewdest, curtesy, Chucky cheese, Let There Be Rock, my milkshake, lets beat, not sensitive, Takuma, progidy, Gay Faggot, sneaker head, Cadi, ghostface, give some head, FRI, guyt, Soundgarden, argy, SPOILER, Rams, JACKSONATED, tito, beefcake, exi, fucking liar, Inner City Chosen, John Mayer, ignorance is bliss, channel surfing, WADDUP BITCH, Hiras, Columbus Day, the bibble, Ass Shit, clocked in, True goths, Issac Butterfield, Untapped Resource, fuckalation, named, Epik berm, Son, Gold Star Family, Big ugly goof, chillax, accelerator, Bryn Athyn, Hold The Door, work me up, Nether Portal, to slush, Bitten by the kitten, conjoined twin, Sucking face, pussy, man, Hamburger, Fund Accountant, Bubblez, no stop, Aba, butt sex, The baddest, Matt Dallas, gtz, jerking off, unhumourous, arlyce, Pansexuality, You wrong for dat, komrade, Joculars, macaulay caulking, my nizzle, Caked it, Rugby League, 00s, sneaky guy, the conundrum, mannar, snare, Aired out, NWBHM, bene, Mort takes, a soul for a soul, a DoT, Yea boy, the bishop, e621, full frontal, Ya dude, Probe, Loomian Legacy, clavin, outcompeted, Sunday afternoon, GIT-fiddle, MY EXISTENCE, outrageism, Hey Dad, batter, FALLowing you around, a walk off, the Muppets, get slumped, the region, Doug Funny, the chaucer, traveling, yeea, man child, Qui-Gon Jin, whip out, Anal Probing, Dat b, hootch, I still do, All Nighter, morning wood, Hardy Bucks, Ancient Egypt, The Rockford Files, fol, Frenzied, gets, Token white, Sneak out, smacked face, Mets, Corps Squad, califaz, third floor, pulled a scaramucci, EunHae, Wys, Alexandra van dijk, the welsh, at soup, shot in the dick, Windows Vista, Code name rebel crew, suicides, gorg flod, Dulaney, PYD, monger, nagged, pigs ears, Dave’s, crank that, In REAL Time, muy caliente, doo daas, private part pleaser, Ne-Yo, XY, Grunting, kicked, Sidney Crosby, morbius 2: more bs, alabama porta potty, love love, Darkskin dreadhead, my right nut, Pomfret, Agnessa, Michael Douglas, Zendaya, Brightmoor, icle, James Kent, Streisander, the grocery store, Uh-uh, Lizzle, On my mommy, the waffle, keep the faith, fidgetiness, so kewl, People like this, Side to Side, a tasha, The archer, the parrot, BUCK BUCK, city folk, Erik Estrada, Hi Or Shit To Me,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!