glork
A computer programming reference to any stable program that suddenly becomes unstable, usually through faulty programming.A partial or complete system crash, resulting in lost data, time, braincells, hair, and tears.Also, a term to express frustration when this happens. Used as an expletive.Originally, also meant to slowly grasp a concept through context, but that is now known as glark.glork
A professional pro-Microsoft troll.
Example:
A : Fuck, I just got a Kernel Panick.
glork : LOL. Next time, you should use Windows, you dickhead.
A : Fuck, I just got a Blue Screen of Death.
glork : LOL. Next time, you shouldn't surf on pr0n websites, you dickhead.
A : Fuck, I just got a Kernel Panick.
glork : LOL. Next time, you should use Windows, you dickhead.
A : Fuck, I just got a Blue Screen of Death.
glork : LOL. Next time, you shouldn't surf on pr0n websites, you dickhead.
glork
Example:
I had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to "stop fjording around and get to workies", but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.
I had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to "stop fjording around and get to workies", but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.
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Glork
Using (or abusing) your moderator powers to redirect a discussion in a channel to the appropriate channel
Example:
I am going to have to get the moderation team to glork the chat.
This discussion has officially been glorked, please continue this topic in the appropriate server or face retribution!
I am going to have to get the moderation team to glork the chat.
This discussion has officially been glorked, please continue this topic in the appropriate server or face retribution!
Glork
Example:
A: Have you bought the new glork merchandise? Now you can eat your burnt mac & cheese with it!
B: Nah, I got the shark mouse pad instead...
A: Have you bought the new glork merchandise? Now you can eat your burnt mac & cheese with it!
B: Nah, I got the shark mouse pad instead...
Glork
A comic book style sound effect. Usually in reference to stuffing more than the space allows in ones mouth or throat.
Example:
She attempted to engulfed my manhood with a single swift motion. (Queue comic sound text bubble labeled "Glork!")
She attempted to engulfed my manhood with a single swift motion. (Queue comic sound text bubble labeled "Glork!")
Glork
an expression of great agitation, usually acompanied with some type of emotional frustration or loss of words; also a imitation of a gutteral sound