Clothes

The most useless invention in the history of mankind, in fact we'd all benefit from not wearing clothes.



Clothes
A typically cotton or cloth item that you wear on your torso and legs, can be bought in many places. May cause arguments if bought at soup.
Example:
Logan: Hey can you come here?
John: I can't I'm buying clothes
Logan: Alright well can you hurry up?
John: I can't find them. There's only soup
Logan: What do you mean there's only soup?
John: I mean there's only soup
Logan: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
John: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
John: There's more soup
Logan: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE
John: It's just more soup!
Logan: WHERE ARE YOU?
John: IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT SOUP?
John: I MEAN IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
John: IM AT THE SOUP STORE
Logan: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
John: FUCK YOU


clothes
the most pointless thing ever, but you gotta wear them anyways. usually for protection from the cold weather but also to keep the creeps away from looking at you
Example:
Hey, put on some clothes before people stare at you like creeps.


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