Person who can't drive, but thinks he can. He often boasts about his incredible driving skills (to people on the Internet), then does something stupid like drifts his car into a telegraph pole (with all his mates in the car, no less).

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Only true intellectuals will understand this.
So, when using Tungsten dioxide make sure to actually know what it means and don't expect us, intellectuals to tell you.

What retards think water is. Water is actually dihydrogen monoxide (H2O). Monohydrogen dioxide is hydroxic acid.

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A gas which have a chemical symbol of CO2.It is a mixture of 1 carbon element and 2 oxygen element.It is present in the Earth's atmosphere at a low concentration of approximately 0.038% and is an important greenhouse gas. In its solid state, it is called dry ice. It is a major component of the carbon cycle.Produced in the process of burning.It is also a global warming gases or greenhouse gases which cause global warming(the rise of global temperature).

Nitrogen dioxide, or NO2, is a brown, highly toxic gas that can be produced by the oxidation of nitrogen (for example, combustion reactions produce NO2 and other oxides of nitrogen, as some of the oxygen reacts with nitrogen in the air) and the reaction of concentrated nitric acid with some metals (examples include copper, silver, and magnesium).

Even in extremely low concentrations, the slightest whiff of NO2 will have the same effect on your nasal cavity that Drano has on a clogged sink. Its odor doesn't have a 'flavor' to it, per se, but rather exists as a sharp burning sensation akin to the feeling of having a mixture of wasabi and fire ants shoved up one's nose.

Nitrogen dioxide is not to be confused with nitrous oxide, which is more commonly known as laughing gas, and has the formula N2O. Confusing one for the other can often result in fatal consequences.

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