jorts

F*ck you, I can dress any way I want.



jorts
Slang for jean shorts. These are most often worn by the fashion illiterate and the fan base of the University of Florida.

Note: This is the correct spelling; see also jhorts.
Example:
Hoff: Nice jorts, Snappanutz.

Snapper: Thanks, Hoffa. I was just too hot in my jeans, so I cut them off. I find the look flattering.


jorts
Jorts are simply jean shorts. In most cases they are just embaressing, but jorts can be pulled off by certain demographics, such as fathers on family vactions. In addition to being popular with men over forty (who typically are wearing knee socks and sandals) Jorts are also popular with younger men who usually smoke marijuana.
Example:
Of course he's a stoner, don't you see the jorts?


jorts
HIPSTER. Jean shorts. Cut off at the knee, Intended to fray. Usually very tight fitting, and unless worn by adult males above a reasonable age, theyre hot. Dont wear them if youre fat.
Example:
Look at that hipster, rollin' in with his jorts and bow tie.


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