Clowns
A Clown is born inside of a traffic cone on the side of a freeway, and then is born out of the cone and collects miscelaneous garbage
strew along the freeway and with it creates a small, hovel like dwelling. Then, after it reaches it's teenage years, which is about three seconds after building it's dwelling, it looks for a mate in a circus. He attracts the mate by swinging his
rubber chicken in the air while standing on one leg and singing a heavy metal version of "
Yankee Doodle". After it "claims a mate" (
HOMG SECKS) it then returns to it's dwelling and -insert shameful imagination here-. Afterwards, the female lays her cones along the freeway on which she was born, and they proceed
to egg cars from a freeway overpass, then attack the police officer who investigaes the disturbance and run to the nearest childens party so that they can explode in a shower of organs.
Clowns
by straykidstays on Sep 08, 2019 18:58:16
Example:
Person 1: Hey, do you know the meaning of
clowns??
Me: Yh, clowns are also known as Stays who got
clowned by
Chan's hair :
Clown
by Yolen on Jul 05, 2013 10:41:59
A wack muthafucka and/or a straight up moron. Someone who is a complete joke to everyone around them. People labelled as clowns are so wack or stupid that no one takes them seriously and just laughs at them, just like a
circus clown. If you get called a clown
and you're not an actual circus clown, you must respond with instant hostility or else you might as well
join the circus.
Example:
Guy #1: That guy always says he's the biggest gangsta and
balla out there, but he just collects welfare and never even did a crime.
Guy #2: Yeah, he ain't nothing but a fucking clown.
Guy #3: I wanted to rob a store with my boys, but they kept convincing me to rob my girlfriend's house instead. I just wanted to fit in with the group so I just followed along.
Guy #4: You for real? You're a bigger clown than I thought.
Guy #5: Hey bro, someone at the club called me a clown the other night.
Guy #6: Did you
stand up for yourself at least? If not, you might as well
join the circus muthafucka, I ain't chillin with someone labelled as a complete joke who can't be taken for real.