rubber chicken

-what a penis can look like when it is "shaven"-another name for a penis



Rubber Chicken
Any number of chicken-based dishes, usually drowned in sauce, and commonly served at a buffet or high-volume serving (such as a wedding or conference) where the chicken is overcooked, dry, and . . . rubbery.
Example:
The keynote speaker at the business conference was inspirational, but the rubber chicken lunch made me gag.


Rubber Chicken
A chicken that is made out of rubber.
Example:
Person: "I ate my real chicken so I bought a chicken made out of rubber also known as a rubber chicken."


rubber chicken circuit
The round of fund-raising dinners attended by politicians. Refers to the standard unappetizing, rubbery chicken served at such dinners.
Example:
Bush worked the rubber chicken circuit during last years election


rubber chicken farts
Abnormally loud flatulence that sounds like it’s being forcefully emitted from an orifice belonging to a rubber chicken.
Example:
His grotesque signature rubber chicken farts were exceedingly loud, wet-sounding rippers, enough to startle the shit out of people if they were in close proximity.


Egglaying Rubber Chicken
a 17/18cm rubber chicken that can be bought in many places that when you squease will look like its laying a see through rubber liquid filled egg with yolk

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if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light
Example:
dude i jacked off with one of those Egglaying Rubber Chickens with the egg taken out last night then i came in it it felt soo awesome


Rubber Chicken Shot
When you put a shot of alcohol into a rubber chicken, then you proceed to take the shot from the chicken. Originally you would act out a play with the another person and give or receive a rubber chicken shot.
Example:
When Tracey Binghum and Chyna Doll were doing a rubber chicken shot Tracey acted like she was chienese. She said "I come from China. I heard that, in America, you can get ru-bber chi-cken shot." Then she was given the rubber chicken shot.


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