Cold Fronts

When someone looks hot from the back but ugly from the front.



Cold fronting
Acting distant AF when all you want to do is be close to someone. But it is the right thing to do. Even if it feels wrong.
Example:
Pam: Hey! It’s been a minute. Do you wanna hang out?

Jim: I can’t. I don’t have time.

Pam: I need a sweater cus you’re straight up cold fronting.


cold front
The smell of someone sadly attempting to cover up a fart by spraying lots of perfume/ cologne
Example:
Ugh it smells like a cold front in here”

“Who would cold front in a bathroom?”


Back End Cold Front
When your having anal sex and part way through the sex act you quickly slip in an ice cube with no warning.
Example:
To perform the back end cold front properly and succesfully, to start you will need to have a drink next to you when you plan on having anal sex. Don't give any warning as to what you are going to do. The surprise is key. After a few minutes and the sphincter muscle is loose get a good size ice cube in your hand and when the moment is right slip it in the anus very quickly and keep penetrating the anus pushing the ice cube in farther.


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