proctologist

someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses



Proctologist
An assmaster that also works as a doctor.
Example:
Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)


Proctologist
That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.
Example:
Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.


Proctologist
A person that brown noses so much they may as well have been a proctologist.
Example:
You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.

You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.


unlicensed proctologist
Example:
1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.

2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.

3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.


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