Proctologist
an ass inspector
Proctologist
Example:
Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)
Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)
Proctologist
That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.
Example:
Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
Proctologist
Example:
One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.
One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.
PROCTOLOGIST
Example:
Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!
Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.
Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!
Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.
Proctologist
Example:
You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.
You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.
You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.
You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.
unlicensed proctologist
A TSA agent.
Example:
1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.
2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.
3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.
1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.
2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.
3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.